dingleberry

A dingleberry is someone who is really rude, annoying, and mean etc.

Omg he is so annoying he is being such a dingleberry.

by dean butts November 22, 2016

Dingleberry

When you shit, but you don't wipe good enough (nasty hoe). So the shit gets all tangled up with your pubes. After it dries, it becomes this matted massof pubes and shit on your ass, known as a dingleberry.

Steve spent 20 minutes trying to get rid of that dingleberry hanging from his left asscheek. He should've wiped his ass properly.

by The mushroom with chlamydia March 18, 2024

Schrödinger’s Dingleberry

A term to describe the urge to say a random non-word

“I just had a Schrödinger’s Dingleberry”

by Schrödinger’s Dingleberry June 25, 2023

DingleBerry Vine

When you don't wipe after taking a shit for a whole month, and then after anal with your partner, you take the chunks of poo left in your ass hair and feed it to him or her.

Dude #1: I heard Ronny gave his mom a DingleBerry Vine!
Dude #2: That is fucking nasty!

by MyPenIsHugeAndHard December 1, 2011

Dingleberry Syndrome

Dingleberry Syndrome is when your ass pubes get so infested with shit that the shit actually twists your ass hair to dreadlocks.

Billy: Hey man, I’m not feeling so good, I think I ought to use the bathroom.
Joel: Alright go for it man, just make sure you don’t get Dingleberry Syndrome.
Billy: What is that?!
Joel: Well, it’s when your gnarly ass pubes get covered in shit and you get dreadlocks from it.

by MrFogIsDaddy October 15, 2020

Dingleberry

A small piece of poop (normally pellet-shaped) that hangs out among your butts hairs when you wipe your butt with cheap toilet paper.

If you don't wipe yo ass properly, you'll leave a dingleberry back there!

by Aisac639 December 10, 2018

LARRY DINGLEBERRY

When you have a bitch ass neighbor, who snitches on you, so you shit in a bag and take it and smear all the poop around the outside of the mailbox.

Larry: Yo, that bitch karen told my mom i was ding don ditchin
Tyler: damn why she always in our business

Dan: Damn larry what you gonna do about it?
Larry: im gonna hit her the Larry dingleberry!

Everyone: Ooooooooooooooohhhh *air punching*

by King of uranus October 25, 2025