Deuce head

An individual who resides in the basement of Samaritan village and smokes k2 . Also, an individual who defecates on oneself and gets stuck looking in the mirror as if a zombie while on k2

I swear On everything I love, Ima snuff that deuce head in the face

by Deuce321head July 20, 2019

Twamp Deuce

The number twenty two...22

That guy's jersey says Twamp Deuce.

by Maggie K May 8, 2005

Smash a deuce

To go number two... to take a poop. Also... smash a D.

BOY do I really have to smash a deuce!

by obvihouse January 17, 2008

deucemaker

butt, ass, bum bum, fanny

I sat on a tack. My deucemaker is killing me!

by UUUUUU April 20, 2009

deucebumps

When your poop is releasing from your butthole and the person pooping experiences goosebumps (esp. on the legs)

I can remember one time during the summer I had to poop so bad that when I finally made it to the toilet and pooped, I experienced deucebumps.

by deucebumps by r.l. stein January 26, 2011

Sierra Deuce is on bug

To want some action after sitting all day and not having anything to shoot at.

“Just walk through town and tell ‘em that Sierra Deuce is on bug and if they wanna come out shooting, we’re looking for some action”

by JoeShitTheRagMan69 February 17, 2021

5 Second Deuce

1. Term used to describe an extremely fast "Number 2." This includes the entire sitting down, wiping, and hand washing portion of the poop. It does not have to be exactly 5 seconds but anything under 30 seconds can be considered a "5 Second Deuce"

2. Common nickname given to people with the ability to poop at extremely high speeds.

I was late for school but I had to poo so badly that I had to take a 5 Second Deuce so that I wouldn't be late for the bus.

by niggasteve11 June 2, 2010