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Detective Stormy

A procedure by which one inserts his nose into his or her partner's anus and inhales as he or she breaks wind. Also, the one who performs such an act. In honor of Paula Zahn.
"Oh, that Paula I'll be her detective stormy."
by Rich and Shep March 1, 2005
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Playing Detective

When you're walking around with your phone not knowing that the damn flashlights been on the whole time making you feel like like a dumbass
What the fuck is he looking for
Hes just playing detective
by Seanieboyyyyyyyyy June 16, 2018
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After work detention

Similar to a detention in the fact that you are kept behind after finishing time,its a way for large multi national companies to hold employee's behind for working too quickly/hard and finishing early , usually involves some kind of team building excercise or pointless tidying up and painting .
Employee 1 " awesome were doing really well today i'll easily make it home in time to watch the game tonight"

Employee 2 " I doubt it! the boss has just given us an After work detention "
by Not a chance man March 15, 2008
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detective

A creeper who walks or rides his bike around town, writing down various crimes other teenagers are doing and reporting them to the police.
Detective Tommy Sutherland was creeping around again.
by 0nslaught-teh-ph33red-h4x0r April 15, 2008
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derection

When something puts you off an erection, Whan your dick goes from hard to soft!
Gemma 'daniel i wanna suck your cock now, come upstairs im gaggin..'

Daniel 'im with my mates, but come on then go upstairs an txt me when you ready ill say im on tthe phone''

Gemma ''(text) come bby im horny an fingerin myself waitin for you with ma vibrator''

Daniel goes up an gets sucked off, he now wants to fuck her ..but he smells something lifts up the quilt an her pussiy is stinkin!! he has a derection but dont wanna tell her.

Idaniel thinkin -id neva tell you im bi, cause least they dont smell an turn me an fuck him when i want just pay im too keep it low
by LankymanDan November 9, 2009
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Detectivate

“I will detectivate you Andrew

Detective arise, please choose someone to detectivate”
by BSA Troop 1760 September 12, 2020
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Thot Detector

A machine taught to detect thots with radar vision and then destroy the with the THOT DESTROYER 6900 gun.
A.K.A. thot detector means "hoe Finder"
T.H.O.T. detectorthot is a hoe," with the plural being "thotties." Other definitions, however, reveal a little more about how the word itself came to be: "Thot" is actually an acronym that can either stand for "that hoe over there" or "thirsty hoe over there." and detector meaning

Robot: "Thot Detected!'a device or instrument designed to detect the presence of a particular object or substance and to emit a signal in response.
gay friend: " you need that. It has radar vision to detect and destroy thots."
Me: 'k lmaooooo"
by UR GRANNY TRANNIE May 29, 2018
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