Houdini Darren Delight

Similar to the houdini cheesecake except your mate runs out the closet and bums you. All gay men are called Darren hence the name of this rather cynical surprise act.

"Darren you twat, can't believe you tried the Houdini Darren Delight on me. It's a good thing you are a soft arse otherwise you may have overpowered and bummed me!"

by Ste Crayston March 3, 2007

Deaf man's delight

You're goin' down, and your'e munchin' on the bush. She clamps her legs around your ears so you can't hear anything.

I was eatin' my chick out when she closed her legs and gave me a deaf man's delight.

by Dynamite Boy December 17, 2008

Chocolate Glazed Delight

When one takes a watery poo and jizzes on a woman's chest and mixes the delectible blend with his bon bon to give the mixture a nice shine, he then precedes to dip his scrotum and genetalia in sed watery goodness and waits 30 minutes to an hour for his shaft and fun nuggets to dry until the dung and skeet forms a poop glazing on his wang-doodle. The woman then precedes to give him head and swollow the chocolate glazed delight.

"Dude last night I totally gave this girl a chocolate glazed delight and put her in the hospital."

by leashomemea and blargin fargin April 24, 2009

Twirly Straw Delight

After sex, a guy ejaculates on the floor and makes the girl suck it up with a twirly straw.

Hoopa: Bitch, suck my load up with this twirly straw.

Girl: Indian, this is the tenth Twirly Straw Delight I've done for you this month.

by B-RAM June 29, 2007

stuffed crust delight

when a worker at pizza hut cums inside the crust of a pizza and gives the pizza to an unsuspecting customer creating a cheesey/creamy delight

Dave apologized for overcooking their pizza and gave them a large Stuffed Crust Delight for free.

by Hand Sanitizer May 10, 2006

Salty Slap Delight

When someone puts salt on a wet napkin then jizzes on it and slaps another person right in the mouth (Boca for spanish people)

Guy 1: "Oh man, i totally just SALTY SLAP DELIGHTED nunzio right in the fucking mouth!"

Guy 2: "Good he looks like tsimfuckis anyway."

by Jiffer McTimberwall September 29, 2011

Peanut butter delight

Its when a man and a woman are preforming anal sex and the male is about to get their and he does one final thrust and he quickly pulls out and she starts to shit uncontrollably.

that bitch gave me a peanut butter delight

by DannyPezz December 7, 2010