Similar to the houdini cheesecake except your mate runs out the closet and bums you. All gay men are called Darren hence the name of this rather cynical surprise act.
"Darren you twat, can't believe you tried the Houdini Darren Delight on me. It's a good thing you are a soft arse otherwise you may have overpowered and bummed me!"
by Ste Crayston March 02, 2007
You're goin' down, and your'e munchin' on the bush. She clamps her legs around your ears so you can't hear anything.
by Dynamite Boy December 05, 2008
When one takes a watery poo and jizzes on a woman's chest and mixes the delectible blend with his bon bon to give the mixture a nice shine, he then precedes to dip his scrotum and genetalia in sed watery goodness and waits 30 minutes to an hour for his shaft and fun nuggets to dry until the dung and skeet forms a poop glazing on his wang-doodle. The woman then precedes to give him head and swollow the chocolate glazed delight.
by leashomemea and blargin fargin April 25, 2009
by hamghetti... September 29, 2006
Hoopa: Bitch, suck my load up with this twirly straw.
Girl: Indian, this is the tenth Twirly Straw Delight I've done for you this month.
Girl: Indian, this is the tenth Twirly Straw Delight I've done for you this month.
by B-RAM June 06, 2007
when a worker at pizza hut cums inside the crust of a pizza and gives the pizza to an unsuspecting customer creating a cheesey/creamy delight
by Hand Sanitizer April 30, 2006
When someone puts salt on a wet napkin then jizzes on it and slaps another person right in the mouth (Boca for spanish people)
Guy 1: "Oh man, i totally just SALTY SLAP DELIGHTED nunzio right in the fucking mouth!"
Guy 2: "Good he looks like tsimfuckis anyway."
Guy 2: "Good he looks like tsimfuckis anyway."
by Jiffer McTimberwall September 29, 2011