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Danger Mouse

Used tampon discarded on the bedroom floor before a sexual encounter. To qualify as a danger mouse it must be used.
I'm going to go to the bathroom to clean up. Watch out you don't step on that danger mouse laying on the floor.
by Danger___Mouse February 14, 2022
mugGet the Danger Mousemug.

danger crush

When you fancy someone who is in a significant position of authority over you and has the ability to ruin or end your life if they ever found out. Since actually doing anything would blow your cover you never do anything about it, and so you have so little to gain but so much to lose by having a danger crush. The objective of this is to prevent anyone from ever finding out, which makes it even more dangerous and exciting for you.
So I see you're spending a lot of time with the daughter of that crack-dealing pimp, he's gonna kill you if he ever finds out. B: Yeah. She's my danger crush.
by svak.fk;vsb November 22, 2015
mugGet the danger crushmug.

danger barrel

Danger Barrel is a small youtube channel with 250 subscribers. If you searched this up you are probably very bored.
Guy 1: yo dude do you know Danger Barrel?

Guy 2: No..

Guy 1: makes sense..
by Unirversal Mouse 26 July 14, 2017
mugGet the danger barrelmug.

dangerous dandelions

The biggest baddest gang around. They prefer to tickle their victims to death or make them have severe allergic reactions if applicable.
Guy1: Hey man, do you have allergies?
Guy2: Yeah, its the Dangerous Dandelions......
by dalainimick March 1, 2010
mugGet the dangerous dandelionsmug.

Danger wank

when you start wanking and shout to your mother to come to your room , and see if you can finish before she opens your bedroom door.
I'm so embarrassed, yesterday I failed at a danger wank.
by Dragon67 April 16, 2023
mugGet the Danger wankmug.

Stranger Danger

This act is a combination of "the stranger" from another person while being choked from behind by that same person.
Dude, she stranger dangered me last night, I almost passed out.
by Sandman7718 September 6, 2019
mugGet the Stranger Dangermug.

Stranger danger

In the morning after taking acid or getting super fucked up and your brain isn’t on and you don’t know who you are so you spend that 30 minutes beating the meat
I took like 14 grams of shrooms yesterday and when I woke up this morning I didnt remember who I was so I pulled a quick stranger danger before school
by PossiblyJC February 28, 2020
mugGet the Stranger dangermug.

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