cute hoor

phrase used in Ireland to describe a slippery customer, a rogue, a charlatan, someone who seems upstanding or innocent and mild but who never misses an opportunity to screw you over, scam you, rip you off or hide their farcical f**k ups, blame everyone else for the s**t they cause and generally lure you into their Machiavellian trap... unsurprisingly generally applied to cowboy politicians, corrupt rich tax evaders and their ilk

1. Peader: Ah sure Seamus I'd be doing ye a favour if I bought them there sorry lookin' cows of ye for tuppence.
Seamus: Ah would you go and shite ya cute hoor, I'm not a feckin eejit! They're worth their weight in spuds!
2. Bertie

by Yvonne March 24, 2005

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cute attack

a sensational response incited by the witnessing of something cute, precious, fuzzy or otherwise snuggly. Symptoms include chills traveling up the spine and through the fingertips, impulsive smiling and jerking of the limbs. Severe cases of cute attacks can cause high-pitched squeals and temporary spasms of the entire nervous system, forcing it's victim to crumble helplessly to the ground.

Look at Gizmo snuggled in his bed! I am having a cute attack!

by Corell32215 December 14, 2009

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cute girl

Just follow your instincts... If she's a cute girl, you will know it the second you see her...

She has that special look in her eyes every time she looks at you... her hair falls perfectly down her shoulders and back, and every single thing about her is just cute...

I talked with her the other day! And she was such a cute girl!!

by MasterArnar March 28, 2015

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