super creeper

Someone who goes to parties and intentionally does not get drunk, although they pretend to, to make it easier to get chicks. They usually get rejected anyways but follow them around asking continually.

Fuck, that dewd is nonstop harrassing that hammed chick. What a super creeper.

by hugh bo May 14, 2007

Gilgo Creeper

A person who hangs out or loves to frequent Gilgo Beach, NY or any other serial killer dumping ground.

Horner and Kramer are definitely Gilgo Creepers!

Horner always loves asking women if they like long walks on secluded beaches, typical of a Gilgo Creeper

by FormerCarGuy August 8, 2020

I'm a creeper

Minecraft's Grimm Reaper
Blowing up blocks like Al-Qaeda I'm not a creature that'll eat ya
But I'll leave ya petrified, Peter
Reminds peeps of Minesweeper
Clicking on a brick, then you die in the deep
I'll find your mine, I'm a mind reader
Now the mine is mine, it's finders keepers
Oh hi, I'm a creeper
So nice, nice to meet ya
Is that the time? It's time to leave
And tick tock tick tock
Boom boom boom
I can't stop singing this bloody tune, tune, tune
It's gonna make my brain go boom boom boom
I can't stop singing this bloody tune, tune, tune

I do what I wanna
Move aside, mama
Tick tick, I'm a suicide bomber
I take control, then I'm gonna
Leave a gaping hole, Belladonna
That'll take its tole
When I'm on a quest to invade
Detonate your soul
Fizz like a lemonade then blow
So you better stay indoors
Or I'll find your mine when you're mining ore
You'll be dying, lying in gore
Darling, aw, what you crying for?
Did somebody break your diamond sword?
I'm the volatilest sort
What a violent force
That'll frighten Spartans hark and hear Leonidas talk
When he sees me "Tonight we dine indoors"
Boom boom boom
I can't stop singing this bloody tune, tune, tune
It's gonna make my brain go boom boom boom
I can't stop singing this bloody tune, tune, tune
It's official, A ballistic missile
Couldn't get this result
I blow through stone like a six foot chisel
So you better shiver when you hear that sizzle
Fffffo shizzle
Take a listen It's a premonition of my mission
Death by demolition
If I don't come home there's a sign in my kitchen
To describe why I'm missing, gone fission
White hot raps, I got stacks
Sometimes when I die, I drop tracks
I got a lot, Ocelot, Fight off cats
If I'm feeling nice, then I might not blast
Boom boom boom
I can't stop singing this bloody tune, tune, tune
It's gonna make my brain go boom boom boom
I can't stop singing this bloody tune, tune, tune
My hobbies and interests include going
Boom boom boom

Girl: wtf
Super-god-poggers-lord Chad: I'm a creeper

by ghjfghjkfgthyuj r675dfghrtdhfg May 26, 2021

Creeper's canon

Acceptable as well as unacceptable behavior for creeps can be found in the Creeper's Canon.

Little Pauly was scared his creepiness was too easily detectable so he thumbed through a copy of his uncle Willy's copy of the Creeper's Canon for some useful tips on avoiding undue suspicion.

by beansforbreakfast July 10, 2019

Minecraft Creeper

A Creature on minecraft that looks like a green penis but has 4 legs and when comes close to you says sssssssssssssssssss then he explodes with a BOOM! thats a typical encounter

Stephen: HOLY SHIT A MINECRAFT CREEPER! RUN
Creeper: ssssssssssss..... BOOM
Stephen: OUCH

by TheSecondSam June 30, 2011

creeper bait

A young girl, usually attractive, who has had many creepers on her ass in her lifetime.

I feel sorry for Gladys. She's creeper bait.

by ShitShark November 3, 2009

virginia creeper

The timeless act of slipping your penis into a girl's ass after putting in her vagina, but without asking.

I cannot believe Brandon performed a virginia creeper on Julie. She was so pissed cuz that shit is gross.

by Bushfan June 17, 2006