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Crash Mat

'i use crash mats when im on'
by yougay123 August 14, 2008
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crash land naked

Often said of someone who has unexpectedly ended up in an unfamiliar situation for which they are completely unprepared to deal with, particularly in a psycological sense.
"The last place on earth E.T. needs to crash land naked is any place where a four-legged animal is considered an all terrain vehicle." -Unfilter @ 8bm.com
by Smidge204 April 7, 2004
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Sadie May Crash

Sadie May Crash is a wonderful Toronto band that was given the title of "Best Toronto Unsigned Band" by the Toronto Independant Music Awards. Very unique in style with tons of energy to burn. Especially at live shows.
Alien: "*Berrzpp* Did you see Sadie May Crash play at the MOD CLUB on saturday *bzzrp*?"

Earthling: "Yeah I did it was WICKED!!!"
by ManWithTheDutchHand October 20, 2008
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crash the yoghurt truck

To ejaculate onto something, your hand, your favourite 'rhythm' magazine, or an unsuspecting young fillies face.
by Chest August 3, 2003
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Crash dummy

A person who puts there self up to fail
Ryan:wassup

Mia:hey

Mia:are you apart of "the boys"
Ryan: yessir

Mia: that's crash dummy shit
by Hisokafatsballsack September 25, 2020
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Glaswegian Zeppelin Crash

1. The Tragic glaswegian zeppelin crash of 1956 where hundreds of people died horrifically

2. Where group of guys shit repeatedly into the mouth, noses and ears of each other, cover each other with their hot sticky man sauce and lick each other clean
1 "Today we will remember the sad demise of so many people in a horrific accident, may they be remembered forever in the Glaswegian Zeppelin Crash"

2. Guy 1 "Today we will remember the sad demise of so many people in a horrific accident may they be rememberd forever after their Glaswegian Zeppelin Crash"

Guy 2 " Man after 17 hours of shitting and wanking over each other they didn't stand a chance, god bless them and their liquidy goodness"
by Reverend Pope May 20, 2009
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