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Jeely Cow

An explanatory statement used as an elevated replacement of holy cow, but only be uttered when experiencing something really fucking surprising
*Gretchen burns her house to the ground*

John: Jeely cow Gretchen
by Lizmorg December 19, 2021
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cows moosic

literally the best place to go for music tutorials. she is a guitar tutorial youtuber.
"Yo cows moosic just posted, i can be happy with life now"
by the 360 September 3, 2022
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Apocalypse Cow

A beast that has been around since the dawn of time. It is the embodiment of all end-of-the-world prophecies past, present, and future. Its "moo" is a siren's call that leads the gullible, stupid, and ignorant to drink the kool-aid of its teats, hypnotizing them to believe that "judgement day" is closer than it actually is. The hypnotized are so certain of such "imminent" doom that it becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy and they even try to manufacture such apocalypses.

The name comes from the fact that every religious cult has been milking the end-of-world scenario since crawling out of their caves.
Nut: It's May 21, 2011! THE DAY OF DESTRUCTION IS UPON US!!!!

Sane person: Someone's been suckling on the Apocalypse Cow's teats again.
by Nunuv Yabizness June 21, 2011
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cubicle cow

A fat, annoying, and obnoxious denizen of an office cubicle
There goes Debbie, bitching and yelling about some new process in her department. Another cubicle cow on the loose.
by azbankr June 12, 2017
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cow dick

A dick that is half white half black resembling a cow
by India is ba November 13, 2017
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Cow cod

Cod - a small, pouch or bag (rare) the scrotum (also in plural).

In Jamaican this refers to the balls/scrotums of a cow.
Some like the good old cow cod soup and some don't.
by Tropical Rythms December 6, 2021
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Cow Thug

Cow thug happened and then Michael Mauk was fired.
by Dr. Butter MacBean September 30, 2022
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