political correct

when people can´t take a fucking joke, I mean my god people get triggered so easily

guy one: shit man that post is retarded and autistic

guy two: Oh My God you just offended me
guy one: STFU you political correct bitch can´t you take a joke

by somo one January 8, 2019

Political Correctness

A concept of inoffensive language that has played far more by conservative attempting martyrdom than by liberals attempting to change society. By pointing out they're political incorrectness consevatives can pretend to be witty, edgy or worthy of sympathy.

There have been no state laws made to make saying "politically incorrect" things criminal. There are a number of television shows that try to flaunt the politically correct angle. None of theses have been reprimanded by the FCC.
Even the ranting of insanely radical organizations such as the KKK are still protected by the government.

"Political correctness persecution" is, ironically a politically correct term in itself. It used to be called "the consequences of being an insulting foulmouthed prick, you dumbass".

The only true examples of political correctness overkill are from privately owned entities which have been able to define their behavior codes (i.e. no shoes, no shirt, no service) since forever and student governments which are apeshit and transitory anyhow.

If you act like a jerk people will not like you. This is a fact of life. Don't blame political correctness.

by A ton of pounds November 7, 2004

collector's dozen

A group of 11, usually a packaged food item or actual collection of interesting object.

The collector collects a dozen of said item, but is disillusioned by greed and decides to keep one. Antonym for 'Baker's Dozen' as in, the baker is generous and gives an extra, while the Collector's Dozen means 'to keep a portion of the lot' instead.

Hot Pocket Lover: "Man, the value pack boxes used to come with a dozen hot pockets, and now they only have 11!
Friend: "Oh yeah man, the Collector's Dozen. It's been getting more and more common nowadays."
Hot Pocket Lover: "Awh, what ever happened to the generous Baker's Dozen!"

by Karla Mercedes October 14, 2011

cum collector

one that recives large amounts of cum on various parts of body

zoe the cum collector recived large amounts of cum in her ears and nose.

by ainollopajp August 5, 2008

political correctness

a platonic ideal, an abstraction, a form, an eternal immaterial underlying reality. Political correctness is an ideal whose standards are so unrealistic that no one has ever met them and all instances we encounter in this material world of it are but deformed and imperfect copies of that ideal. No novel is politically correct. No play is politically correct. No poem. No film. No song. No speech. No president. No talk show, organization or law is perfectly politically correct. And yet we are still punished for failing to meet its ungodly demands.

Shakespeare, Milton, Plato, Kant, D.H. Lawrence and Homer are but a few names in the hall of shame of political incorrectness. So what chance does an average Joe have of ever demonstrating pure political correctness?

by plato's heir December 18, 2009

star collector

some chick that keeps a list of the famous people she sleeps with.

Cathy: "OMG I just dry humped Richard Lewis in the bathroom. I am so gonna add him to the list."
Jennifer: "You are the lamest star collector i have ever met."
Cathy: "ROCK ON!"

by grimfish July 22, 2008

Political Correctness

Known as the religion of fuckheads.

What a fuckhead, he thinks that political correctness is the key to being an intellectual.

by BIGjon88 August 19, 2010