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Corporate paperweight

An employee who adds no value to a company but still gets a paycheck.
That 60 year old guy who don't know how to use computers that works in the it department is a corporate paperweight.

In the movie Office Space Milton is a corporate paperweight.
by Chaosmirage December 28, 2016
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Valve Corporation

Valve is one of the best video game companies, making multiple popular IPs, and even making the king of PC gaming stores: Steam. Their IPs being:
Half life
Team Fortress
Counter Strike
Portal
And more
They sure do have some really good games, the last main Valve game made was Half Life Alyx, a VR exclusive game, that happens before half life 2.
Man, valve corporation really needs to release TF3
by WheatleyGuy3 June 29, 2023
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Tyrell Corporation

(n) The (fictitious) corporation in the movie Blade Runner that made replicants.
After seeing this month's Playboy, the Tyrell Corporation finally made someone better than Sean Penn.
by stonecruiser August 17, 2009
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Corporate Christmas

That time between Halloween and Thanksgiving when corporations start promoting holiday products or using the winter holidays as a marketing device. This only applies to before Thanksgiving, afterwards is the Christmas season.
Jerry: Oh, it must be Corporate Christmas, they started taking out the Santa inflatables.
by AB365 November 20, 2021
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Corporal Jewkes

n.) When you don't have the courage to whip it out
"I thought I was going to go all the way with her, but I pulled a total Corporal Jewkes."
by Corporal J April 18, 2016
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Corporate Gurukul

Upskilling a student the 'gurukul way', preparing them for the real world, only with the world's best.

The ‘gurukul’ system focuses on real-world learning and helps you identify your purpose and passion to express your full potential.
Rahul solved created an innovative solution through a Design Thinking internship with Corporate Gurukul.

Corporate Gurukul has partnerships with world-class academic and industry partners.
by Corporate Gurukul November 28, 2021
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Corporate Orphan

When someone in a company has all of their internal sponsors fired leaving them with no support from upper management.
Damn, John and Richard both got fired, guess I am a corporate orphan now.
by Gangsta Billy September 5, 2018
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