Cork punch

When a woman forgets to pull out a tampon and you stick it in.

I was so horny last night I went to put it in her and all of a sudden I felt something and oh my God I just did a cork punch.

by Pony tank 69 August 10, 2019

Cork Driver

A driver who does not pay attention to the situation on the road and barges in quickly, wonders why the flow of traffic has stopped, or why nobody is nobody taking an initiative to resolve the situation,
alike a cork that sits inside a wine bottle.

The Cork Driver stopped the flow of traffic in the Denny’s parking lot.

by dimametahnet October 9, 2019

corked and torqued

Being completely, 100% erect whilst having a cork in ones asshole.

Dave: Bobby was corked and torqued for Meghan the last time they fucked.

Jenny: What does that mean?

Dave: He had a boner and a cork in his ass.

by CorkyTorquey November 22, 2013

Cork It

A hip greeting developed at the University of Maine similar to a fist bump. The difference is that after contact, you spin your fist as though you are popping the cork off of a wine bottle. Make sure to say 'cork it!'.

Source: Zac @UMaine

Man 1: Yo, sweet fleece bro.
Man 2: Hey thanks man.
Man 1: Cork It!
Both men proceed to cork it.

by Swixerman January 31, 2018

Corked

The act of memeing and individual into a position of power.

Bob got corked into being appointed the US Secretary of State

by dr meme December 9, 2016

Cork Plopper

A play on cork stopper. A type of poop that feels hard but is followed by a fast stream of diarrhea that was previously held in place.

"Dude I thought I had a no wiper on my hands, but it was a cork plopper and I ended up using half a roll."

"I could never squeeze out a Cleveland Steamer, I'm too scared it'll be a cork plopper and I'd drown someone."

by Chucklefck March 1, 2019

polish cork

A tedious circular argument concerning the merits of a historical strategic decision.

Class went long today when the professor popped another 'polish cork'--whether Bradley should have closed the Falaise pocket with multi-domain, corkscrew thinking.

by MontyFanBoi December 6, 2023