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A Cooper is typically a good for nothing fag who smokes darts and sucks dick. He has a below average penis and small testicles. A coopers mother is normally quite a smoking hot respectable mature woman. Cooper enjoys smoking on that zaa-zaa, however his jobless antics make it quite difficult to fund his smoking habits.
Person 1: "Wow, that guy is SUCH a Cooper"
Person 2: "What a faggot"
Cooper by Person with a job February 12, 2023
This guy has the biggest penis out there. He has all the ladies but more importantly the homies. Be warry a Cooper on the weekends is extremely homiesexual.
Wow that guy is really acting like a Cooper right now
cooper is a pretty athletic person and typically what you would call a show off. Cooper tends to be a player until he finds someone he actually likes and cares for (very rare). Cooper has a few best friends and is a family guy. Definetly a dog person, seems like he would be one of those hockey boys. Thats all.
Cooper is a player
Cooper by Jannette Wilson March 13, 2023
Cooper is a gecko that lives inside you walls
Cooper is in the walls
Cooper by Steve the holy April 14, 2023
A guy who will use you for sex because he doesn’t give a fuck about your feelings, he just wants ur badass body, don’t fall for a cooper because you will just get hurt.
This guy is using me for my body, what a surprise because his name is cooper”
cooper by Laceestigger April 16, 2023