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Comfortable Rebellion

A complicated style that is slightly outrageous and different from the norm yet still manages to allow for extreme comfort physically and psychologically at all times of the day.
The author Leopoldine Core is the epitome of the Comfortable Rebellion style.
by Style Expert August 15, 2016
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comfort poop

a bowel movement which relieves the pressure in your abdomen after you've eaten too much
I just went overboard at a cheap Indian Buffett and now I need to take a comfort poop so I won't be in so much pain.
by safetypuppy January 1, 2013
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comfort twenty

The pounds people put on when they're in a stable relationship.
Things must be good with Howard and Diane, he's packed on the comfort twenty.
by Dr. Bubba March 28, 2012
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Comfort Waves

Comfort Waves are emitted by men while they are doing something they enjoy, especially around the house, or are generally comfortable. If you're enjoying the lazy Saturday afternoon, you're emitting Comfort Waves. Browsing the internet for no good reason? Yes, you're emitting Comfort Waves!

Only mothers, wives, and girlfriends perceive Comfort Waves. These waves are very annoying to women; they sound like a high-pitched buzzing. Wives will try anything to get these Comfort Waves to stop! Common tactics include: honey-do lists, dinner with the in-laws, window shopping, "just talking".

Womens' ability to perceive comfort waves is diminished if they've recently consumed: wine, chocolate, cake, ice cream.

A proper man-cave blocks Comfort Waves.
Jim: Last Sunday I was watching the Big Game, and as soon as I opened my beer, my wife comes up with this long list of things to do!

John: Gotta watch out for those Comfort Waves!
by CyberNixon February 26, 2011
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comfortably hungry

A feeling of mild hunger that occurs after a feeling of urgent hunger (the hunger wall). It's a relieved feeling similar to what one feels after they take a huge crap.
John: Hey, there's a twinkie on the side of the road. Ya gonna eat?

Dave: Nah

John: Thought you said you were dying.

Dave: I got past the hunger wall, now I'm comfortably hungry...sweetie
by VitaminB2 March 28, 2011
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Southern Comfort

A woman born in the South, raised the southern way, grown up to become a rider in the rodeo, a fierce, loyal, loving, friend to those close to her. A smile in the worst of storms, someone who loves with her whole heart and with no regret.
that girl is one hell of a southern comfort.”
by Defiant116 March 4, 2023
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comfort prick

That one guy who's dick is just right to calm you down, that slow purposeful sex that clears your mind and sets you at ease.
Her: I'm feeling really high-strung rn
Him: Come over here & I'll give you that comfort prick
by OGSnoberry March 31, 2023
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