coffaine

A mixture of Coffee and Cocaine.

Dude 1: Hey man I feel really tired.

Dude 2: Try some Coffaine!

by DarkThunder December 14, 2015

cuffing the suspect

To masturbate, to put the prisoner in lockdown

I was in the middle of cuffing the suspect when the phone rang

by shineon February 1, 2008

cuffiness

The act or state of dealing with situations 'on the fly', spontaneously, or as they arise. Normally used in combination with public speaking engagements. First usage is attributed to 'His Googleness'.

"When it comes to taking questions at the end of my presentation, cuffiness is fine with me."

by Scary Potter November 5, 2008

cuffing

To give someone a slap around the head

he's not too old for a cuffing

by AppleVenus June 9, 2007

cuffing the carrot

for a male to have his female or male partner put his condom on him, but at the same time she or he is giving him a handjob

While my girl was cuffing the carrot last night I got cum all over her.

by sunshineyy June 30, 2008

cuffing season

the time of year in which more people are "talking" and start going out.

Karen: "Well, homecoming is underway"

Ellie: "Of course, Jake is my date"

Karen: "Ooh, are you guys talking?"

Ellie: "No"

Ellie: "Why do you ask?"

Karen: "Well, homecoming is usually cuffing season".

Ellie: "Oh."

by men_in_black_1000 October 20, 2010

cuffing

to hide something, normally drugs, in the female vagina. (Common police jargon.)

I arrested Jill yesterday. She was cuffing a bag of crack. So I charged her with that too.

by tjs721 August 9, 2007