Cobaining

When you blow a load onto your own face after jerking off.

“Doing it the Hemingway” is another acceptable term.

Clancy: Dude, I was strangling my one-eyed underpants-worm last night and ended up totally Cobaining myself.

Gunther: That’s disgusting dude I didn’t need to know that.

Clancy: Jokes on you, the skin on my face has never been smoother.

by Oatnut June 29, 2019

Kurt Cobain

Kurt Cobain was born on fFebruary 20th 1967. He lived most of his life in Aberdeen. Ha had a younger sister fallen Kimberly (Kim) his parents divorced when he was 9 or 10 years old, I think. He liked to sing and was very musical. He was right handed but he played guitar left-handed. He was the frontman of Nirvana with bassguitarist Kirst Novoselic and drummer Dave Grohl. He was married to Courtney Love. He got married in his pyjamas on Hawaii. His daughter's name is Frances Bean Cobain. Kurt Cobain shot himself on April 5th 1994.

Me: Kurt Cobain would have been 51 years old in 2018

by Emmasteph December 31, 2018

Cobain Angel

Then blood splatter on the ceiling after committing suicide by firearm. Similar to a snow angel... but not.

Man, my job really makes me want to leave a cobain angel on the ceiling.

by Notzombiee September 12, 2023

Pulling a Kurt Cobain

To decide your ceiling needs some color, and shooting yourself in the head to fix the problem

Pulling a Kurt Cobain was the exact fix of my boring ass white ceiling

by Thebigboppinbitch May 21, 2025

Kurt Cobain

Legendary legend. Beautiful body and face. Beautiful soul.

Kurt Cobain is the leader singer of grunge band Nirvana. Some of their most famous songs include Smells like teens spirit which recently hit 1 billion views as of Christmas 2019. The song was named after a smell his friends described him as, an American deodorant for teens named “Teens Spirit”.

by K.D.C Casey December 31, 2019

(to) Curt Cobain

Self-inflicting a gunshot wound with a shotgun, typically to the face or head. Specifically down the throat

(to) Curt Cobain:
Jake: "Bro, have you heard? Kenny Curt Cobained himself last night"
Alex: "Damn man, that's tough"

by hirotrupp August 12, 2024

Kurt Cobain Nirvana Baby

“Kurt Cobain Nirvana Baby” is a sentence which automatically gets bitches to hop on that meat stick.

Try it!

You: “Kurt Cobain Nirvana Baby!”
Girl: “I wanna fuck you so hard your weenie falls off”

by okin June 11, 2022