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Christmas Music Clear

When slinging lizards in your EMS shit box rockin a shitty rigs awareness month during the holiday season, once finished slinging your crack head to the local hospital of course, you crank the Christmas jams and purposely hold the radio microphone away from your face, so when you clear with your Satin loving dirty button pushing dispatchers, they get to hear the lovely Christmas music
“How can we piss off our dispatchers today?” “Oh imma give them the good ole Christmas Music Clear”
by Firebasedemsinstreal November 29, 2020
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cleared invalid

When the COVID lab rats are sniffing glue and can’t get a negative or positive test result you are Cleared Invalid to work
Due to you’re Cleared Invalid status, please self quarantine at home for 14 days. Or until we change protocol and say you can come back to work.
by Wolfmunkie October 28, 2020
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clear shovel

A plastic shovel that is transparent or translucent in appearance, instead of a solid plastic color or made of some other material entirely, such as metal.
Josie could have bought a normal-colored shovel but for reasons we will never know, decided to buy a clear shovel instead. Unbelievable.
by shoomit February 23, 2021
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All Clear

When Xbox support tries to make its customers more happy even though they haven’t done anything at all.
Person A: look! Xbox has solved their multiplayer issue! It says all clear!
Person B: Nope.
by FreeRealEstate100 February 25, 2021
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clear

A wax pen (michangadese)
gavins took 3 hits from the clear and is zoinked
by jihuni March 4, 2021
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Clear tear

When your girl gets your cock out and you have a clear tear dripping from your bell
by Tripod 6969 March 23, 2021
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Vision Clear

When you're about to bang a chick that's going to trouble and you beat off and blow a load and gain instant clarity
That fifty year old human resources director was all over me at the holiday party and I went for a Vision Clear and went to bathroom and thank God I didn't do anything
by BobbyDylanOpus April 3, 2021
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