Winter Classic

An outdoor NHL game that occurs on the first day of each year. Usually broadcasted nationwide.

The Winter Classic is Sidney Crosby favorite event, win or lose.

by Shittsburgh Penguins suck January 5, 2011

Classic lays

Another name for white girls to describe how good the vagina is.

The sec wasn't that good, it was just some classic lays

by haha davonte! December 29, 2016

mogg classic

(n) A derivative of mogg describing the act of sitting down on the stomach of a deceased old female, age 70+, where the decaying internal matter is shot out of her vagina into the mogger's mouth. If the decaying matter is subsequently swallowed, it becomes a "mogg classic supreme"

I missed my grandmother so much, I had to pull a mogg classic just to get a taste of the joy she used to bring to our family.

by Horrid McHorridson April 29, 2005

Classic Yancich

when a woman cheats on a guy multiple times, but the guy keeps going back to her crying for her back.

hey ian, he just pulled a Classic Yancich on that girl.

by ithiller March 21, 2007

Classic Biggers

When a person says a joke or makes a call that is so terrible the entire table laughs.

We were at the DNA Tower and left him there, all he yelled was "MY ARSE IS FOR SHITTING", Classic Biggers

by tommymoron November 19, 2010

Classical Chinese

A language no longer used but what Chinese people are forced to study in school
It is overall considered as the same subject as modern Chinese
IT IS TORTURE STUDYING THIS
it's like Shakespeare but TEN TIMES WORSE

A: Did you memorize what the Classical Chinese verbs mean in modern Chinese? We have a test today.
B: NOOOOOOOO I DIDN'T REVISE!!!!!!! I'M GONNA FAIL!!!!!!!!

by at least a human October 31, 2022

Classical Excretion

The act of listening to classical music whilst pooping.

I love to practice classical excretion with my friends and family.

by s0upyx September 19, 2023