CJ

A “CJ” typically refers to douche career firefighter or service member who is surrounded by other men all times of the day and is unable to repress the need to masturbate, henceforth earning the moniker “chronic jacker”. A CJ usually simps for mid internet celebrities.

Jake: yo how long has Riley been in the bathroom?
John: idk dude. You know hes a CJ
Jake: yeah I hear he ate one of Sydney Sweeneys bathwater soap bars

by SaucyNutz July 24, 2025

CJ ah statement

When someone says something completely irrelevant and useless to the conversation. Usually to just make noise to gain attention.

*Everyone having a conversation* CJ - “Cars is the best animated movie of all time.” “Cool bro nice cj ah statement.”

by Arusch September 3, 2025

CJ

some fuckhead bro

"im putting my nickname as cj"

by dяumstick October 17, 2025

Do a CJ

The act of attempting to set a volleyball only for it to fall through the setters hands and hit them directly in the face.

How do you do a CJ every practice? Isn’t your whole job to set the ball?

by LuckyNum7 October 18, 2025

cj

a cool guy who loves his people, but it very blunt with them. his pride exceeds most but he is first to admit he’s wrong. he usually has 300 females on his phone at once, but when it comes down to it he’s loyal to his girl.

friend: cj is so rizzful

friend 2: but he’s so loyal to his friends

by monkey.blue November 7, 2025

CJ

When a guy gives his boyfriend a rusty trombone after the boyfriend just dropped a deuce.

I love it when my liberal boyfriend gives me a CJ after I dropped a stank duece!

by Das Nasty January 21, 2025

CJ~Whoopty Is The Angel Number Three Hyundred And Forty Three.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: CJ~Whoopty Is The Angel Number Three Hyundred And Forty Three.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 14, 2025