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that's christian

To be closed minded and judgmental of those you cannot control.
That's Christian.

A. Mom won't accept that just because I'm a girl, doesn't mean that I just have to like boys.
B. That's Christian of her. Maybe she needs to read more books.

A. Dude "That's Gay"
B. Dude; thats christian of you to say so.
by Doctor Zoso December 14, 2015
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Christian

Proper Noun. Used to define a man so extraordinary that the person writing this can't properly define him. He's utterly brilliant-- smart, funny, and beautiful. He's the man you want to fall deeper in love with every day, and you hope across the vast sea of definitions, he'll find yours and know it's from you.
Christian is my sunshine.
by not-ashling-cashling May 11, 2022
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christian

christian is usually the friend in the group that gets all the big girls. and thinks he is the best at everything but crys at simple shit like basketball
hey christian how is your peen? (ethan the fag says)
by thepoormansense December 14, 2018
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Christian

A cute ass boy who is literally jaw dropping like ddaaayyyuuummmnnn i see you.
Hes so sweet and smart hes a Christian
by ImSayingWhatYourThinking October 24, 2019
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Christian

A type of nigga that dates girls named Aliyah and krischell. Looks like a turtle and build like a stick bug. He is most likely to be ashy everywhere and ask for some lotion. You will also see the mark from his tight ass durag on his head 🤣🤣. He lives in a broken down crack house in riverside
Christian is a broke ass nigga
by Chrisbreazzy20 December 1, 2019
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Christian

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A b c d e f g gummy bears are chasing me one is red one is blue one is chewing on my shoe now I’m running for my life cause the red one has a knife (btw the red gummy bear is christian)
by ( ͡°ʖ ͡°) December 11, 2018
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