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Bro So Chill Lets Lax

One bro is telling another bro about something that was extremely chill. After this, they begin to lax. For non-laxbros, they can reiterate this action through the phrase Bro So Chill Lets Lax without having to whip out their lax sticks.
Bro 1 - "Bro, I did the chillest thing ever."
Bro 2 - "No way bro! What went down?"
Bro 1 - "So I was fucking this chick when her boyfriend walked in and I was like 'shit.' but then he was like, 'Bro, its chill.' and pulled out some Nattys and joined in."
Bro 2 - "Bro So Chill Lets Lax."

They then proceed to pull out their lax sticks and lax.
by I Dont Lax November 10, 2011
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Chicago Style Chili Dog

A sexual technique where the man poops on the woman's chest and then tittie-fucks her. This resembles a chili dog.
Tom gave Mary a Chicago Style Chili Dog last night. It was great fun.
by Derek Lindsey February 26, 2003
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Straight Chillin

When you are doing something illegal or frowned upon, but you are minding your own business.
Person 1: "Lets go smoke a blunt at the park"
Person 2: "Won't people call the cops?"
Person 1: "Nah bro, we straight chillin!"
by deeznuts69420blazeit May 6, 2018
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Brock Says Chill

The perfect comeback that combines a need to chill and the use of third person perspective. Often is used to express displeasure in regards to hooking up with somebody.
Person: Hey Brock why don't you go eat Courtney's butthole?

Brock: Brock says chillll. (Then proceed to tap your index fingers together and call everyone faggots)
by Pembridge Playa December 22, 2008
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steam and chill

I steam and chilled.
by Ps3udo-Int3ll3ctual December 1, 2016
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San Francisco Chili Dog

A sexual act whereby the male squats a dump on his lady's chest. He then proceeds to tit-fuck the mess between the cleavage.
by John Stone December 13, 2008
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Spicy Chili Dog

When you chili dog a gal using red freds.

Chili doggin' is of course when you drop a pile of turds (or puddle of diarrhea) between a pair of breasts then proceed to titty fuck using the feces as lubrication. Red freds are turds that are distinctly red with blood, and it is that beautiful crimson red--like from hot chilies--that makes it a Spicy Chili Dog. It should be noted that the unique texture and consistency of the red fred makes for the most pleasurable chili doggin' experience.
I though this intestinal ulcer was a horrible curse because I have been dropping red freds for the last month. But ever since I discovered the Spicy Chili Dog I hope it never heals. My bloody turds are a world class lubricant and they have made the skin on my genitals and my grandmother's breast soft and wrinkle free.
by Goat Pellet Muncher May 30, 2009
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