On the twenty-first of June, you should eat crispy toe nails dipped in cheddar cheese until you have a stomach puncture.
Have you heared what happened to Joe?

No what?

He's got stomach puncture, he's in the hospital.

Oh my god, why?

Check urbandictionary. You'll read about the International crispy toe nails dripped in cheddar cheese eating day
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cheddar king

The king of cheddars and can defeat any Richard the cheddar king rules and cannot be defeated and has a second in command called cheddar head
Ohh look it’s cheddar king
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Cheddar Californian

Who is Rachelle? She's the weirdo that like cheddar and California . A Cheddar Californian
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fucking cheddar

Something is great or awesome, especially pertaining to a good meal
This meatloaf is fucking cheddar!
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Cheddar clumps

another name for when a woman has a yeast infection.
dude#1"Hey u get any from that chick yet?"
dude#2"Naw man she had some serious cheddar clumps goin on."
by senor sombrereo May 21, 2009
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Mature Cheddar

Mature cheddar is slang for "old money". If somebody inherited their fortune, they are classed as mature cheddar.
“How did you manage to buy half of Switzerland and a Gucci handbag?”
“I'm mature cheddar.”
by C L G July 04, 2021
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cheddar facial

The etymology of this word has been lost by historians, counter-intuitively the world also is not related to physical cheese or spa treatments.

A Cheddar Facial is used for people who need to supplement their scraggly facial hair designs with donated fecal matter from others, thus enhancing the luscious nature of an artificial mane.
Chichael- Bro, I have been trying for weeks to grow out facial hair to make me look like the evil burger king, but since I am a little boy in a mans body my facial hair comes in patchy and thin.

Chonny- I can help you with that, best friend, let me give you a Cheddar Facial!

::pluck puck, pinch pinch, draw draw::

Chichael- Wow Chonny thanks! Now I really look like my favorite fast food character!! and I smell just like your ear pit!
by Cup of Rice February 21, 2014
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