chav

chav is a fashion statement. it is another word for a thug or a gang member. chavs are fond of hoodies and caps nd they like sitting on walls smoking. lots of people want to kill chavs. lots of chavs want to kill people.

" omg my sister is a mega chav coz she wears a hoodie!"

by Amy Lucas- Knight January 6, 2008

Chav

A chav is like used toilet paper, you wouldn't want to go near it again. Female Chavs (Chavettes) tend to wear masses of make-up that's thicker than custard. They also wear skirts which are infact belt and have this growth coming off the side of their head which is s'pose to be some form of hairstyle. They also have monroe piercing which look like huge moles.

Male chavs are loud and try to grab their penis to look 'ard even though we all know there not hard and there penis can not get hard in anyway because they all have vaginas. You can spot on of these chavs by identifying their tucked in tracksuits in their cheap knock-off trainers and their fake burbury because they can't afford the real shizz.

I could go on but there's too much to say

Ew ... quick there's a chav around the corner, let's poke it and see if it aquirms.

by Amy ... Epic Amy March 23, 2009

Chav

its a british stereotype... generally a teenager or young adult, but you get chavs in their 40s too. they shop at sports shops only, and wear tracksuits everywhere. the girls scrape their hair back into a bun and slick it with gel. the girls also wear extremely large hooped earrings. both male and female chavs wear as much fake gold and fake burberry as possible. they like to chew noisily and swear their heads off. most live on council estates and often have kids in their teens. the british form of a redkneck

A: whos that chick with all the bling?

B: thats stacey, the chav.

by fireworks_yga_1996 March 6, 2010

Chav

A British term, meaning "misplaced tracksuit".

Him's a Chav innit?

by ivegotblistasonmefingas January 7, 2011

Chav

The dregs of british society alongside pikey's. Male's aspire to look like black rappers with little success and the females pathetically imitate Katie Price also with the same degree of brilliance. Try watching the film 'Harry Brown'. The only un-realistic parts are the riots and the psychotic, murderous old man.

1. I want to get the newspaper from the shop but all those fucking chav's are hanging around there.

2. Oy you little chav cunt stop harrasing that old lady!

by Jbmeestbc August 17, 2010

Chav

Ages can range from a minimum of 12 reaching the maximum of 30 and possibly above.Locations can range from parks to council houses to town flats.Rarely seen on there own,usually in packs as you will find they are quite useless on their own.They are unable to comply with the law and are pronouned for their bad attitudes in society.Very hard to reason with even worse to understand.Incapable of thinking for themselves,hense their codes of dress,they have to look like clones of each other.They enjoy activities such as creating spawn to carry on their cult.They are extreamly vile-mouthed that always have something petty to say also they are very argumentative.They interrigate other people and make a society look deprived.

Chav 1-"u owt 2nyt brav"
Chav 2-"yeh mayte nt got mch cash dole cme in layt"
Chav 1-"sme blad bad dat init"
Chav 2-"yh blad"

by Kirrky April 1, 2009

Chav

An english derived term for a common type of British citizens. They can be of any age (usually 12 through to 80), and they all smoke, do drugs and binge drink.
Female and male chavs are both quite similar, as their dressing style (tracksuit) is the same, and both genders do not work.
Below is a typical example of a conversation between two chavs.

A: Ayup, why you lose so much fat, like?
B: I just popped out another one.
A: Whos da dad?
B: Dunno.
A: OMG dat's like sooo gangsta. :L
B: Yeah man. We so gangsta.
A: So why dey call us chavs?

by Alice-Jane October 17, 2008