Captain Hungry

Another way of saying 'I am hungry' in an emphasized groan of hunger. This term derives from a dream in which a super hero called Captain Hungry went and fed all the hungry people, so when in need of nourishment, one would call to him for food, and therefore call 'Captain Hungry!'

Betsy: *rumble rumble* Ahh Man, Captain Hungry!

by Von Mintski May 14, 2005

Captain of Rockets

Someone who has done everything thinkable long before middle age which is totally unprovable

Leon has done it all he's Captain of Rockets

by Fatticus Matticus October 24, 2008

Captain Recovery

People in recovery from drugs/alcohol that make a huge show about their committment to AA and "The Big Book" that you will meet in rehab centers. They speak grandiosly while throwing around words like 'humble' preformatively. They're often the first ones to drop out of rehab first because they're actually judgmental egoists who don't actually change their behavior or ways but they portray themselves as role-models and constantly spout things like "Meeting makers make it!" and other recovery/AA cliches.

As soon as I met Brian I know he was another Captain Recovery and woudn't last more than week here.

by Chellox March 13, 2021

captain phasma

Captain of The First Order, who trains stormtroopers, like the loyal TR-8R and the traitorous FN-2187.The attempted new Boba Fett of the Star Wars sequels. She has a cold voice, a posh accent and a heart of lead. She has a stormtrooper-style armor, but made of chromium, so it is actually useful. She is also precise when shooting. She hates smelly traitors like FN-2187, who called her a chrome dome, and threw her down a garbage chute. She is assumed dead after thrown into the burning remains of the Supremacy. She also has a badass cape and a spear-thingy and a blaster.

Finn: mate, today I got owned by Captain Phasma.
Poe: Serves you right for calling her a chrome dome.

by Stickyyy fingers April 12, 2018

Captain Poelking

Used when describing someone who is a fag but is rich so lots of people like this person.

Alex: "Bro I was at school today and met Captain Poelking"
Tanner: "I hate Captain Poelking he is such a fag bro for real"
Alex: "I wish I could beat the shit out of Captain Poelking but hes too rich"

by Hehshdn October 12, 2017

Captain Mung

Leader of the Mung revolution, director of Mung affairs. He is thought to have been born in South London but has moved to warmer climes in search of juicy Mung and to spread the word of Munging.

Question: "Who is that wonderful, heroic, yet slightly deranged man who seems so enlightened?"

Answer: "That is Captain Mung"

by Mung Priest November 23, 2011

Captain Saveaho

A man who has a relationship with a woman who has a child from a former lover.

I'm not interested in being Captain Saveaho, no matter how awesome her tits are.

by DaHolmes May 29, 2023