While riding a Canadian woman's back, you grab the moose antlers off of a mounted moose head and have her scream, "Just put everything in there!" While having a friend/video taper empty a jug of maple syrup onto both of your bodies (with an exuberance as if they had just won the Stanley Cup).
Stephen Colbert had 15 Canada's History(s) and he was only flying over Canada for half a minute, simultaneously making him a member of the Mile High Club and the Canada's History Alliance. Just, imagine what he'll do when he goes there for the Olympics (I hope he isn't too distracted to report).
by Joshua Moses Schmidt February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A type of sex act in which a goat is placed up the anus of one partner, while the other partner places a duck up the goat's anus. This sex act was first conceived by Stephen Colbert of The Colbert Report.
This particular sex act can lead to "duck-goat ass," which is recognizable because it changes the sound of farts into an amalgamation of duck-quacking and goat-baaaing
This particular sex act can lead to "duck-goat ass," which is recognizable because it changes the sound of farts into an amalgamation of duck-quacking and goat-baaaing
"Whoa, did you just hear that?!? What was it?!?"
"Oh, that's just the sound her farts make because she's been doing the "Canada's History" so much lately."
"Oh, that's just the sound her farts make because she's been doing the "Canada's History" so much lately."
by djdelphi February 4, 2010
Get the canada's historymug. by stephenisgod February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. The act of pouring maple syrup into the Stanley cup, dipping moose antlers into the syrup and then trying to fit the moose antlers into any and every orifice humanly conceivable.
by Aerophagia February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. After a hearty Stanley Cup victory the Canucks decided to steal the Maple Leaf's moose antlers from their club room. Whilst doing that the Forward who shall remain nameless from the Canucks "accicentally" found his way into the shower room of the Maple Leaf's and found some maple syrup sitting in a shower stall. He then attempted to abscond with the maple syrup and was stopped by the entire team. As they were fighting Sarah Palin walked in to "comfort" the Leafs, and the rest is history.
Let's just say, the maple syrup was not used for pancakes.
Let's just say, the maple syrup was not used for pancakes.
Oh man, let's commemorate the victory of the Canucks and have a "Canada's History" night, baby, you know what I mean.
by colbertbabymama February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. a sexual act of a football player violats a woman while a moose licks maple syrup off your feet. this sexual act does not finish until the woman says 20 polite sentances ending in ay.
by AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! February 4, 2010
Get the canada's historymug. We did Canada's History all night long.
by Bearssss February 6, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug.