Calvin's Hat

The only thing that stops the void of Calvin's Hair from consuming the universe.

John: I'm going to remove Calvin's Hat

by funnynumber6969696969 May 4, 2023

Calvin

Calvin is a gay mother fucker who likes having dead male bodies and has a stalker who is named Sarah who knows he is gay but doesn't want to admit. also Jasmin is gay!!!

omg is Calvin having sex with a dead dude, look! Sarah is watching

by Banana_Boat October 16, 2019

Calvin

Calvin is wanted by every single man in the whole universe

You know Calvin, he’s the hottest man alive that every man is after.

by ਕੈਲਵਿਨ June 26, 2022

Calvin

someone that has a FAT ass

sheesh look at that absolute dumptruck, he must be a Calvin.

by sheepdog316 November 23, 2021

calvin's penis

belongs to a little girl named Calvin. As a child he was brutally molested by autistic black kids. This caused an abnormal shrinkage to hi already minuscular package. If you ever come across a Calvin's penis, to start its engine, you must stimulate its tip like the clitoris of a women. A person with Calvin's penis will be incredibly submissive and wish to be degraded by its master.

Guy 1: Holy shit that guy is gay.
Guy 2: Nah that's just Calvin and his Calvin's penis.
Guy 3: Oh that makes sense lmfao lets go kill your mom.

by MrBreast Breeding January 27, 2021

Calvin

Stoner bitch

Who is that high male? Its Calvin!

by bitchasshoe3 December 21, 2022