Nature Nerd

Some one who has a extreme factionation with anything outside. This person will jump at the sight of moss growing of trees, will be amazed by rocks even though its just a rock and will get a hard on by seeing animals but would make sure he/she didnt bother the animal. Typically has shirt tucked in, wears glasses, short shorts, old and grew up in the 50s/60s.

boy=b
grandma=g

B-"can we go grandma before this becomes the worst vacation"
G-"oh no come check out this rock"
B-"FUCk no old bitch"
G- "oh jimmy you used to be such a wonderful boy, what ever happened to you"
B-"Im not three anymore you old whore, why are such a nature nerd"

by the crowe from wilmington ohio June 25, 2010

naturally smooth

naturally smooth is having little body hair except for head, underarms and pubes.

I'm blond and naturally smooth, so the other cadets like to have cumgasms in my cute, pink boyhole!

by USAF Cadet January 30, 2021

Natural collie

A Jamaican term for marijuana

Been down in the valley
Smoking natural collie
Getting inspiration
Spreading it through the nation

"Natural Collie" - Freddie McGregor

by DrDubious May 16, 2011

duty to nature

Defecation; the act of taking a shit.

Oh, man, I've got to do my duty to nature NOW!

by pentozali June 26, 2006

natural lean

The direction a males genitals naturally go when they put on pants. Either the left or right pants leg on it's own without having to be placed there by one's hand.

When Max sat on Jimmy's left leg he thought he felt -something- but Jimmy said, "Ah no worries, my natural lean is to the right.

by NorthernDownpour May 9, 2008

Nature Crumbs

Bits of dried leaves, twigs, dirt, etc., usually in a crushed form.

After I had gotten up off the sidewalk, my friend pointed out to me, "You have nature crumbs on your butt."

by ChucktheBassdrum October 7, 2008

naturally adorable

Someone who is adorable no matter what they say or do.

Ann is Naturally Adorable.

by Elfyy April 11, 2014