Snail Bumpers

Another term for lesbians. The vaginal lips resemble a slimy slug. When the lesbians are scissoring, they are "bumpin snails"!
by Jilly9999 September 01, 2008
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bumper planets

if there was no gravity within the sun as far as keeping the planets in orbit the planets would be going everywhere which means sooner or later planet Earth will soon bump into planets
If there was no gravity we could play bumper planets
by chanel182 March 07, 2009
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Bumper car clusterfuck

A person who is often wrongly l labeled a hot mess, or train wreck, but they are actually trying to do the right thing or better themselves only to wind up in a situation they can’t escape from no matter what they do.
She has tried many different paths in life, but she never succeeds and makes things worse than before. Her whole life is one big bumper car clusterfuck.
by gogeauxf June 10, 2021
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bumper knuckle

i cant walk after being bumper knuckled.
by daddy2272727 May 19, 2017
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Bumper Zit

Those esthetically unpleasing small round sensors found on many automobile bumpers that provide an audible proximity warning when parking. They almost always look out of place and are not integrated into the overall design of the car and therefor look out of place and ugly... just like a zit on your face. Something you wish you could pop to have them go away and make the car more beautiful.
Oh look, Charlie just got a new Cadillac complete with bumper zits!
by Creative Savage November 04, 2010
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bumper licker

BUMPER LICKER!!

Lick my bumper

Licking ass
Parking too close
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door bumpers

bullet bras & Cone Bras & BIG UNS
WOW that ACME Looniversity gal has beautiful door bumpers !
by sinbad_duke_of_east_los March 25, 2007
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