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bastedo bukkake

bukkake involving men in tuxedoes, and one (un)lucky lady

note: a bastedo is a tuxedo
Marty: did you pick up your bastedo?
Rob: yeah, my akimow didn't fuck me up this time!
Marty: I'm thinking it's a good opportunity for some bastedo bukkake!
Rob: hott... I'll call up Jeremy and my sister.
by ^fifteen minutes^ February 8, 2005
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bukkake

The party in your mouth that everyones invited to.
For Jane's birthday, her friends threw her a surprise bukkake. There were party hats and much alcohol involved.
by Dr.Roxo87 February 24, 2010
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Bukkake

Man I hate that bukkake, he brags too much
by Jared Helfer July 25, 2008
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bukkake on a stick

Produced in factories, the bukkake-stick is a cummulation of many components mostly produced from the scrotal region of the janpaneze labourers employed to produce the semen flavoured snack. Served in the somewhat lower regions of the colloquial fast food industry, the stick is typically available from boutiques. Generally these 'kebab shops' are operated by members of the increasingly growing ethnic minorities.
Rob: ehh man, gies us a doner ya minge!
Muhhamed: certainly sir, chilli sauce.
Rob: aye man, broon sauce an a'.
Muhhamed: thank you, come again!

Rich: MATE!! that's bukkake on a stick!
by Rich & Rob - mashed October 27, 2004
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Bukkake

dude, its like a girl getttin jizzed on......like... A LOT!!!
ahh dude get away from me with that bukkake
by Sean Nelson December 17, 2006
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bumcake

When you go to take a poo and you don't sit far back enough and the poo smooshes into a cake on the seat.
Me:"I totally made a bumcake on the toilet in zellers."
My Friend: "Awesome!!"
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Bukkake

When a large group of men have sex with one woman. They all take turns fucking her.
Marry was in a bukkake with five men. She lyed down while Mark sucked her tits, Nick fucked her, John kissed her, Kyle played with her butt, and Mitchell made lobe love to her ear lobe. When they were done the men circled around Marry and squirted cum in her face.
by Craycray1021 May 3, 2014
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