Brown Pounds 

Weight of feces lost when one poops. Typically used when one is to/just has shitted a great deal, so much so that their post shit weight is significantly different that their pre shit weight

Richard: I'm about to shed some brown pounds
Mike: Don't forget to flush after!

Brown Pounds by gCats December 29, 2014

brown eyed breakfast 

The act of cracking an egg in someones ass and then fucking them until it scrambles.

I had a one night stand last night, and this morning i fixed her a brown eyed breakfast.

brown eyed breakfast by FAGATRON69 May 18, 2017

Spicy Brown 

The incredibly sexy, smart and loved combination of a ginger and a brunette. They are still technically gingers because of there lack of soul but are much friendlier and less annoying than true gingers. The other main difference between gingers and spicy browns is there lack of freckles.

Other definitions include a sexy Indian, crazy black person, or type of spicy mustard.

Julia Roberts is the best spicy brown actress in the world. She is way better than any ginger.

Hey man, check out that spicy brown. She could be the star in any of my Bollywood movies.

Yo dude. Stay away from that guy. he's a spicy brown.

Can I get some spicy brown mustard on my hot dog.

Spicy Brown by Spicy Brown99 February 4, 2014

Brown Breach 

When the sphincter is no longer strong enough to withstand the force of fecal expulstion and you have to perform an emergency evacuation, wether you are on the toilet or not, prepare yourself.

GUY1: did you hear about Rob

GUY2: no, why what happend?

GUY1: he had an emergency brown breach during maths

GUY2: at least he had time to get to the toilet, right :/

GUY1: Nope :(

Brown Breach by ARMO XD October 2, 2011

Newcastle Brown Ale

The greatest of Ales, with one of the nicest initial tastes and after tastes known in the beer drinking community. Also is Clint Eastwoods favourite beer.

In England, we drink Newcastle Brown Ale.

Newcastle Brown Ale by the_holy_man October 2, 2006

chris brown your ass

Assaulting someone. kicking someones ass. To beat someone up.

Don't touch me, I'll chris brown your ass!

chris brown your ass by d115 February 17, 2009

kwame brown 

v. - to throw a frosted dessert, usually cake, in the face of an unsuspecting person for no apparent reason.

Derives from the January 13, 2007 incident in which Los Angeles Lakers' power forward/center Kwame Brown allegedly threw a fan's chocolate birthday cake in his face for no reason when walking down the streets of Hermosa Beach, CA.

Now a popular prank amongst college students.

"That guy is covered in frosting; he just got kwame brown-ed hard."

"Mike just kwame brown-ed te shit out of Trip with that Key Lime Pie."

kwame brown by Mid-Day June 5, 2007