redneck breakfast

fried egg sandwich, beer, Camel cigarettes, Rolaids

Billy-Bob, Joe Jim, Roy Boy, Johnny Lee, Bobby Lou, Lucy Mae, Billie Jean, Ma Hickoree, Jimmy John, Johnnie Sue, Billy Ray, Bud Lee and the preacher's son stopped at the waffle house in Bumfuck, Tennessee and had a good ol' fashioned redneck breakfast.

by Their 2nd cousin November 13, 2004

Break Sea Level

To defecate in such a quantity that the turd(s) you produce rise above the water level in the toilet bowl.

After eating at the buffet I went home and had to break sea level. I feel much better now.

by asdfwerczvxoiu January 12, 2009

Nevada Breakfast

In the game of craps, when you make a point, then promptly roll a 7 and wipe out the table, causing everyone to lose.

I bet the table max, and the bitch rolls a Nevada Breakfast and wipes me out!

by Nevada Jim March 2, 2011

Greasy Breakfast Link

The Greasy Breakfast Link is a sexual act that is performed by slathering up your man meat with lube then slipping your stiff morning wood into your wife's or girlfriend's vagina waking her up to a little morning surprise.

Jordon grabbed his tube of KY Warming Gel from the night stand and lubed up his engorged knob. He then slipped it in his girlfrend Becky's tight meat glove and gave her a Greasy Breakfast Link.

by Eaton Holgoode June 24, 2009

break up beard

When a guy is unceremoniously dumped by his girlfriend whilst still in love with her and looses all motivation in self-grooming, instead spending all of his time feeling sorry for himself and chain smoking. The result is either a large grizzly adams style bushy beard or a pathetic patchy puberty beard.
The beard is ill advised as although it fits with your new found self image of self loathing, it also makes it near on impossible to get over your ex as all other members of the opposite sex will find it and you grotesque.

dude, it's been nearly three months since brian got dumped by his ex and he stil hasn't shaved off his break up beard. It's disgusting, i can't breath through my nose when i'm around him anymore and i'm pretty sure i saw a piece of pasta in it the other day.

by loooy December 14, 2009

pig's breakfast

total mess; mixed-up slops

Well, that presentation was a real pig's breakfast.

by jastex June 11, 2006

break-a-leg

a well wishing phrase used in the theatre, and meant to be understood as "good luck." "good luck" is not used itself because it is believed to bring bad luck.

also, it can be a good luck gift given to an actor before a performance.

hey jim, break-a-leg tonite.

did you like the shirt i got you as a break-a-leg?

by t-t-t-taylaah July 15, 2006