When someone sits on a nuclear reactor in Brazil and turns their asshole into a mutated monster with a 781 foot dick. The person is now called a host and the monster then shoves the 781 foot dick in the host's mouth, killing him/her with radioactive cum. Now the host's flesh is the crust and the filling is cum. Just like the Hot Pockets in my closet!
I was sitting on a nuclear reactor in my basement and got turned into a Brazilian Hot Pocket. Now I'm fucking dead.
by 89 year old bay 777 January 17, 2019
Get the Brazilian Hot Pocketmug. An act in which a female with an aggressive yeast infection shoves a wooden stick with a hot dog on it up inside her, then pulling it out, cooking it, and feeding it to her significant other.
by Dumbfuck82 January 5, 2022
Get the Brazilian corn dogmug. Bro, last night Leticia Brazilian Blow Dry 'd me right in the face, shit was like being in a wind tunnel.
by DubSTEPZ August 16, 2016
Get the Brazilian Blow Drymug. When you’re doing anal and the girl has diarrhea and splurges shit on you and then you throw up on her back is disgust
Drake and Kelsie were doing anal and she shit on my dick and I puked and it was a Brazilian Shit Bomb
by BigBluesGuy December 5, 2018
Get the Brazilian Shit Bombmug. by Shweemteam February 2, 2016
Get the brazilian bush ratmug. by CumSquat December 23, 2015
Get the brazilian forest firemug. The act of seducing and fully shaving several raccoons then engaging in elicit sexual activities with said raccoons while wearing their fur as clothes.
by Bt10384928 August 20, 2023
Get the Brazilian Raccoon Orgymug.