finger boarding accident

emo kids use this expression to throw off adults when they are asked how they got cuts on their arms form cutting themselves. usually confuses an adult so much they stop asking.

teacher: how did you get those cuts all over your arm?

emo kid: i got in a finger boarding accident.

by wake & bake October 24, 2008

checker boarding

The act of receiving a serious butt whoopin at the hands of a person or group of persons.

The New England Patriots are checker boarding the New York Jets right now

by pajama rich January 2, 2011

cribbage-board

A small piece of wood with 61 to 121 holes that is used to keep score in the game of Cribbage.

"Grab the Cribbage-board off of the table, I'll show that old bag that grandpa can still use his peggerwood"

by MugginPeggerwood December 20, 2013

Skate board

A thing that twelve year olds normally buy from Walmart just to go to the skate park and pose

Hey Jimmy let's go to the skate board
(they sit the whole time)

by Yeet84mickey July 9, 2019

Squeegee Board

The act of ejaculating onto a Oujia board to impregnate your dead wife

Me and Kim wanted another child but she died so I gave her a squeegee board.

by hitlersashes December 6, 2019

Owoja board

A common appliance around the household, this noble device is used to summon a gamer-girl to the premises.

Christian summoned his "girlfriend" via owoja board

by Bitchmaster Bryan January 10, 2020

fig boar

The most elite 4 man defensive line in high school football.

When fig boar was put into the game, the fans knew a sack was coming.

by Fig boar November 5, 2020