why was you born?

Because your mom wasn't on birth control and your dad couldn’t afford any condoms.sorry to say but you r adopted
Chad: why was you born?
Brad: because my parents went to sex ed.
by Hey birch December 08, 2020
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why was you born

You was born because your mum wasn’t on birth control and your dad didn’t have enough money for a condom. Sorry to say but your adopted
Chad: aye why was you born
Brad: because my parents went to sex education
by Hey birch December 08, 2020
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Jason-born

the unholy bringer of death...it is a mixture of Jason voorhees from the Friday the 13th series and the Dragonborn from skyrim
But there is one all of humanity fear...he is voorheekiin JASON-BORN ......MUH-CHET-EEE
by Cash Grab September 11, 2018
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Born Again Single

When one dumps or gets dumped and is "reborn" into the single life and meeting new people. almost like a reincarnation when part of your soul dies and your confused as fuck in your new life.
guy #1: "why is Zac goin so hard in the pain over there with that chick?"

guy #2: "hey man give him a break hes a born again single"
by cfrochristaylor September 19, 2011
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Born To Lead

If you can play this song on guitar, then you were definitely born to lead on guitar.
Born To Lead has one hell of a guitar riff
by UltimateDoge June 17, 2023
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born sexy yesterday

A movie trope in which a female character has a child-like innocence, naivety, or intelligence while being an attractive, sexualized woman. This allows male characters to teach, dominate, and take care of the woman while being sexually attracted to her. This innocence means the character may make “sexy mistakes” like changing or bathing in front of the male lead while being unaware of her desirability. The best known example of this is Leeloo from The Fifth Element
I wanted to see Poor Things, but apparently Emma Stone is just a born sexy yesterday.
by Madam Pond February 07, 2024
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Born ready

Born circumcised like Noah, Jacob, and Joseph.
"Jacob's Mohel didn't have what to cut... he was born ready"
by urban schmurban December 27, 2023
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