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butt bonging

The act of having marijuana smoke blown into one's anal cavity, preferably by a good looking member of the opposite sex, to achieve a potent buzz.
Guy 1: That chick is fine but she is a real shit breather.

Guy 2: That's because she likes butt bonging, she had her tongue in my ass last week!
by Stu Nahan October 12, 2011
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Smoke Boning

Smoke Boning occurs when two or more people smoke in a close proximity of each other. All you will need is a pair of tits, and obviously smoke. The first step is to take a hit from any smoking device of your choice and then immediately proceed to slowly blow the smoke down the female's cleavage.

**For a more dramatic effect, play the most ignorant rap song on your playlist while you smoke bone. (ie. "Goldie" by A$AP Rocky)**
"I love smoke boning bitches"
Past tense examples:
"I just smoke boned that girl's tits!"
"Yo son, i jus smoke boned dat bitch."
"You jus got smoke boned, bitch!"
by DJ x-cess October 20, 2012
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Bending the Round

1. when someone is gaining weight or slowly fading into a state of physically unfit. i.e. "I am bending the round." or "He or (She) has been bending the round." "I've been bending the round."

2. when someone has ate too much or feels stuffed after eating too much. i.e. First person: "How was dinner?" Second person: "Oh man, I'm bending the round right now." Or in reference to someone else at the table, "Man you are bending the round right now!"
fat huge eating weight full unfit Bending the Round gluttonbig stuffed
by Stewy Stew July 18, 2009
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Boning Bug

Also known as Scabies, a highly contagious skin mite that doctors say is most commonly transferred during intimate contact.
The doctor said Alexa has boning bugs!!!!
by ermahgerdddd February 20, 2013
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Bending your mind

Bending your mind: Trevor has been bending his mind instead of doing his homework.
by asianrocks September 26, 2014
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bending tree

When you bend over a paralyzed girl and cum in her ass.
Me and Diane did a bending tree last night in bed.
by The Real Zoe Smith February 27, 2017
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bending saturn

When you bend over to lick a pierced butthole
I was with this girl and I did a bending Saturn.
by Bananahammockman October 20, 2018
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