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Blueberry Morning

Is when your significant other hasn’t given you booty for awhile so you take your blue balls and put them in their mouth while before the wake up
My old lady hadn’t given me any booty in awhile and she gave me blue balls last night, so I gave her a blueberry morning
by Atothez December 17, 2021
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Blueberry

Some frickin Sans who everyone thinks is swap sans but is actually overrated and apparently cute, but in reality, he just sucks...
OmG BlUebErRy iS so CuTe x3x3x3
by Potato_Boi June 26, 2018
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Blueberry

Did you eat the blueberry?
Yes
You fat bastard
by Cigarette muncher January 9, 2024
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Blueberry Beaner

A particularly round beaner in a blue shirt or blue hoodie. They’re most commonly found in Home Depot.
Justin’s dad hired Jose and he’s a blueberry beaner
by MethWizard November 22, 2023
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Blueberry

A blueberry is a berry that, despite it’s name, is not actually blue. It’s plural form (said when there is more than one blueberry) is blueberries. It is a, usually sweet, purple berry that is most popular in British Columbia, which is known for producing blueberries. Blueberries are native to North America and is therefore one of the only commercially-available fruits/berries. Blueberries also used to be called “star fruits” because of the star shape that is formed at the bottom of the blueberry.
Person 1: I’m going blueberry picking today! Wanna’ come?
Person 2: Sure, dude! I love blueberries!
by krispydabell March 2, 2022
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Blueberry Facial

When a man chokes a girl until her face turns purple and then cums on her face.
She likes it rough so she got a blueberry facial last night!
by italionostalliono May 23, 2024
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rotten blueberry

When someone sucks your dick,spits it on your stomach and slurps it back up
Amber:What do you want me to do
Jack Nicholson:Gimme a rotten blueberry
by I have a skinny dick February 16, 2017
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