Virtual Blonde

A person who behaves as a blonde regardless of hair color.

Just listen to that gaggle over by the mall food court. I don't care what their hair color looks like, they're all virtual blondes.

by Virslinda July 26, 2012

Blonde Cat

An attractive and hunky blonde man, or a sexy and sultry blonde woman.

Person A: He’s an adult film and a fine blonde cat.
Person B: What’s his name?

by Sochubilanki August 15, 2023

blonde brunette

When a natural brunette is as dumb as a door nail

Tara: How funny is it that female Lions are called Tigers?!
Jeremy: WTF?! Lions and Tigers are two different animals. You're such a blonde brunette!

by The Vivacious T January 31, 2016

Shadow blonde

What you would call a naturally dark haired individual (typically girls with black hair) that are as clumsy, ditzy, and easily dumb founded like a stereotypical dumb blonde.

I asked her a simple question and she looked at me like a deer in head lights! She can be such a shadow blonde sometimes.

by ElizabethDrowning BloodRunner May 21, 2014

Undercover Blonde

Female with any other hair color that has a blonde moment.

She is acting like an Undercover Blonde.

by Anonymous654765432 December 22, 2010

Blond Jesus

Someone with great a luxurous hair and everyone calls him blond jesus.

Wow he like a blond jesus!

by Oliver_garden) April 21, 2022

Strawberry Blonde

I’m a fricken strawberry blonde not a ginger or regular blonde!!! Some people call me ginger. Some call me blonde but my hair is a blonde with red mixed in get it right bitches!

“She is a ginger.”
“No she is a blonde!”
“I’m strawberry blonde you pricks!”

by Fernc099er October 10, 2018