Blonde Cat

An attractive and hunky blonde man, or a sexy and sultry blonde woman.

Person A: He’s an adult film and a fine blonde cat.
Person B: What’s his name?

by Sochubilanki August 15, 2023

blonde sheep

Blonde sheep, a massive muppet with curly blonde hair. usually name Toby. also goat can mean the exact same.

omg! look its toby, blonde sheep

by MassiveMuppet234 February 26, 2018

thick blonde

A woman who has a thick ass and probably boobs as well

Daaaamn dude, you see that thick blonde over there?

by alwallace January 26, 2018

Blond Jesus

Someone with great a luxurous hair and everyone calls him blond jesus.

Wow he like a blond jesus!

by Oliver_garden) April 21, 2022

Virtual Blonde

A person who behaves as a blonde regardless of hair color.

Just listen to that gaggle over by the mall food court. I don't care what their hair color looks like, they're all virtual blondes.

by Virslinda July 26, 2012

blonde brunette

When a natural brunette is as dumb as a door nail

Tara: How funny is it that female Lions are called Tigers?!
Jeremy: WTF?! Lions and Tigers are two different animals. You're such a blonde brunette!

by The Vivacious T October 11, 2016

Strawberry Blonde

I’m a fricken strawberry blonde not a ginger or regular blonde!!! Some people call me ginger. Some call me blonde but my hair is a blonde with red mixed in get it right bitches!

“She is a ginger.”
“No she is a blonde!”
“I’m strawberry blonde you pricks!”

by Fernc099er October 10, 2018