bleeding the weasel

To have anal sex and tear through a matted patch of anal hair, then plowing said ass until bleeding occurs.

Man I was totally bleeding the weasel with Lisa last night.

by Emerica ann August 26, 2014

bleeding flu

1.when a female is on her period and is hanging with friends and the friend gets their period the next day.

"god dammit Kelly, you gave me the bleeding flu!!!!"
"it wasn't my fault Barbara."

"fucking Kelly."

by big things small things March 14, 2018

Napalm Bleed

The act of an insane nose bleed. Usually found in animes, and people who are about to die.

When I saw that girl I had a Napalm Bleed

by MemoliLover February 02, 2019

Bleed wood

The act of unskilled chess players blundering by losing pieces quickly.

If you lack solid strategic and tactical understandings
you will bleed wood at the next tournament.

by ReallySUX2BUdontIt? December 21, 2023

Bleeding Kansas

When a girl is on her period and blood starts coming out of her vagina.

Guy: UwU

Girl: I think Bleeding Kansas is happening to me
Guy: OwO

by BautistaBombHer May 14, 2018

Bleeding walls

When a man inserts his hairy Johnson into a teens virgin tiny uterus causing severe bleeding.

Sam had bleeding walls

by Donny potty July 11, 2018

bleed

accidentally showing someone your cards in uno

ryan reynolds: draws 4 cards

me: ryan you're bleeding hard man i can see your wilds

ryan: man were you fucking looking

me: ofc im at uno and its going the wrong way

by §wimming January 03, 2022