Dumb Bitch Syndrome

A girl who does the following suffers from Dumb Bitch Syndrome or DBS:

1. Acts without thinking and then later rationalizes her behavior based completely on her emotions.

2. Thinks it's ok to act bitchy or psycho just because she's on her period.

3. Uses sex as a form of currency.

4. Says one thing to your face; then another to everyone else (aka. is "fake," "twatty," or "talks shit.")

5. Does something she says she likes just so she can complain about it later.

6. Spreads your embarrassing sexual info to all her friends.

7. Makes a boyfriend or friend buy her gifts only to her her complain about the gift you give her not being good enough later.

Men can also suffer from DBS. These men are called "super puss-cakes."

Dude, I really want to date Taylor, but she has a serious case of "Dumb Bitch Syndrome."

What'd you mean, man?

She told all her friends about her ex's weird ass fetish. I don't want something like that to happen to me. Fuck that.

by pinlitt June 8, 2011

musty bitch

A skanky female, ages teen to death. They annoy the hell out of you but most of all are gross, stanky, or just fat.

That musty bitch just got fingerprints all over my iPad

by Pussy Feind February 1, 2016

Do Nothing Bitch (DNB)

A chick that just tries to be pretty and be taken care of by someone else.

UFC champion Ronda Rousey famously said, "I have this one term for the kind of woman my mother raised me to not be. I call it a Do Nothing Bitch (DNB), the kind of chick that just tries to be pretty and be taken care of by someone else."

by foggy708 September 10, 2015

George W. Bitch

(1)A spineless coward who surrounds himself with yes-people, has never taken responsibility for any mistake he's ever made, takes advantage of those less fortunate than himself, loves to play dress up (flight suits, cowboy outfits, bicycle gear), and hires bullies (advisors) and media to destroy those who disagree with him. (2)A female supporter of the 43rd President of The United States of America. A "security mom" (IE a redneck, homophobic, racist, neanderthal, country music-loving, 70 or less IQ-having, vindictive white bitch)........or Cunnilingus Rice.

Cunnilingus Rice is a george w. BITCH!

by the mutant February 8, 2007

Mom Bitch

Won't let you go out with friends, because she thinks ur irresponsible. Most likely because you had a arguement with her 2 weeks ago, because you stayed to late at your friends house. She over exxadrates about everything, and is over protective.

Mom Bitch: "you can't spend the night, your too young"

by Josh Dilleen February 6, 2010

Bitch Move

A decision that can be classified as weak or cowardly.

Punching that guy in his sleep was a bitch move.

by J-Five November 7, 2003

psychotic bitch

1. A woman who, because of anger issues, a stressful situation, or, more commonly, hard PMS, flies into a psychotic rage and destroys everything and anything in her path. Thus, she has changed from a woman to a psychotic bitch.

Note: A good indication that a woman will become a psychotic bitch is a cold-blooded threat. Find any excuse to get the hell outta there.

Threats and Odd Questions & Statements of a Psychotic Bitch:
- "I'm gonna rip your balls off with my bare hands!"
- "Why is there a pen cap and no pen?"
- "Who put all this water in the pool?"
- From an obviously slender woman: "Why won't you have sex with me? It's because I'm fat, isn't it?"
- From the same woman, who's also been married for 10 years: "You don't love me... you just wanna screw me!"
- "If you ever cheat on me, i'll stab you with a spoon!"

All of these end with the woman breaking SOMEONE ELSE'S expensive shit.

by Just Tired December 4, 2009