Dude bro, your douche beard is coming in! You should probably get some plaid shirts or a tattoo of a blue whale or something before enrolling in culinary school!
by jbirneycrum May 22, 2015
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Wheezy Waiter is Craig Benzine, a popular video content creator with a YouTube channel and blog called Wheezy Waiter. He calls the people who watch his videos beardlovers. (Tens of thousands of people now subscribe and watch Wheezy Waiter videos daily.)
People who watch Wheezy Waiter videos must love beards, since Craig almost always has a beard. Craig's beard has become the trademark of Wheezy Waiter.
In his video called "Monkey Falls Off Bike" (6/4/09), Craig addresses the idea that some of his viewers might not actually be beardlovers. He says: "Hey, Wheezy Waiter here from the internet. I just need to clear something up. Sometimes I get messages and comments that say 'But I don't love beards.' Well, whether you love beards or you hate beards, too bad! You love them. Hey, beardlovers!"
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Wheezy Waiter is Craig Benzine, a popular video content creator with a YouTube channel and blog called Wheezy Waiter. He calls the people who watch his videos beardlovers. (Tens of thousands of people now subscribe and watch Wheezy Waiter videos daily.)
People who watch Wheezy Waiter videos must love beards, since Craig almost always has a beard. Craig's beard has become the trademark of Wheezy Waiter.
In his video called "Monkey Falls Off Bike" (6/4/09), Craig addresses the idea that some of his viewers might not actually be beardlovers. He says: "Hey, Wheezy Waiter here from the internet. I just need to clear something up. Sometimes I get messages and comments that say 'But I don't love beards.' Well, whether you love beards or you hate beards, too bad! You love them. Hey, beardlovers!"
See definitions for Wheezy Waiter and Craig Benzine for more info about Wheezy Waiter or Craig.
by martha_s February 7, 2010
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by Sarah Jo April 26, 2006
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b. a 5 of clock shadow.
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by hewylouis May 18, 2009
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by faithplayskeys November 26, 2009
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Function: noun
A man who is so manly that he can grow a beard anywhere on his body at any moment in time; however, despite being a testosterone factory, he represses any and all urges to demonstrate what he considers to be a “vulgar display of manliness.”
Function: noun
A man who is so manly that he can grow a beard anywhere on his body at any moment in time; however, despite being a testosterone factory, he represses any and all urges to demonstrate what he considers to be a “vulgar display of manliness.”
Dude 1: Holy shit, that dude just just grew a beard right in front of my fucking face! He must be beardo the man!
Dude 2: Holy shit is right, dude! But if he were a true beardo the man, he wouldn't have shown off like that.
Dude 2: Holy shit is right, dude! But if he were a true beardo the man, he wouldn't have shown off like that.
by beardo the man June 28, 2010
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