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Douche beard

A bushy, shitty-looking beard that is worn by weak men to make themselves look bigger.
Dude bro, your douche beard is coming in! You should probably get some plaid shirts or a tattoo of a blue whale or something before enrolling in culinary school!
by jbirneycrum May 22, 2015
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beardlover

One who watches Wheezy Waiter videos.

Wheezy Waiter is Craig Benzine, a popular video content creator with a YouTube channel and blog called Wheezy Waiter. He calls the people who watch his videos beardlovers. (Tens of thousands of people now subscribe and watch Wheezy Waiter videos daily.)

People who watch Wheezy Waiter videos must love beards, since Craig almost always has a beard. Craig's beard has become the trademark of Wheezy Waiter.

In his video called "Monkey Falls Off Bike" (6/4/09), Craig addresses the idea that some of his viewers might not actually be beardlovers. He says: "Hey, Wheezy Waiter here from the internet. I just need to clear something up. Sometimes I get messages and comments that say 'But I don't love beards.' Well, whether you love beards or you hate beards, too bad! You love them. Hey, beardlovers!"

See definitions for Wheezy Waiter and Craig Benzine for more info about Wheezy Waiter or Craig.
Hey beardlovers.
Greetings beardlovers.
by martha_s February 7, 2010
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beardruff

dandruff eminatating from beard and/or facial hair
Gross, your beardruff is flaking into your cereal.
by Sarah Jo April 26, 2006
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Beard Line

a. the area on a mans face which has been shaved, displaying a subtle greyness as an effect of there having previously been stubble there.

b. a 5 of clock shadow.
homer simpson displays a "beard line" or "five o' clock shadow"
by hewylouis May 18, 2009
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beardmasher

A male who has sex with a female with an unshaven crotch
I bet that guy is a beardmasher
by the random ruler October 16, 2009
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Beard Music

Any music in which the alert listener is able to detect, with no visual clues, that the lead singer in fact has a beard.
Mike: "LA Woman again? All this classic rock station plays is beard music."
by faithplayskeys November 26, 2009
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beardo the man

Pronunciation: \ˈbir-(ˌ)dō-thə-man\

Function: noun

A man who is so manly that he can grow a beard anywhere on his body at any moment in time; however, despite being a testosterone factory, he represses any and all urges to demonstrate what he considers to be a “vulgar display of manliness.”
Dude 1: Holy shit, that dude just just grew a beard right in front of my fucking face! He must be beardo the man!

Dude 2: Holy shit is right, dude! But if he were a true beardo the man, he wouldn't have shown off like that.
by beardo the man June 28, 2010
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