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the "bent knuckle" affect

It is the affect when performing intercourse and the penis is not fully erect and pliable. Usually alcohol induced.

also known as "bent knuckle"
the "bent knuckle" affect is......I went out with the boyz last night and got drunk. afterwards I hooked up with my girl and gave her the bent knuckle. thank god for K-Y and a shoe horn
by willie 1234 November 5, 2011
mugGet the the "bent knuckle" affectmug.

Bent Axle

To have a "Bent Axle" is to walk with a limp.

It all came about from a good old Aussie bloke called Kev. His kids used to race go karts and often they bent axles in the karts. When an axle gets bent it causes a wobble.

Kev once saw a man walking with a limp and proclaimed to the children...

" Look, he has a bent Axle"

And everyone laughed....
Look, he has a Bent Axle....
by SteakSammich March 7, 2022
mugGet the Bent Axlemug.

Bent

This when something that is meant to be straight is at an angle

Viveek is also a word that can be use to replace the word bent
Ricer viv has a bent dick

Peter- Yo where is McDonalds?
Viveek- (Thrusts pelvis forward) Oh it’s just round the corner
Peter- (looks down) Thanks! (Cock slap)
by Pussylicker96 August 2, 2020
mugGet the Bentmug.

Bent beak

Someone with a large bent shnozzle
Adrian brody has a bent nose...
so he has a bent beak!
WOOOOOO
by Hannybanany May 13, 2006
mugGet the Bent beakmug.
Is when ur witch is so mangled that she can be called this. However, the person saying this literally worships the ground she walks on and loves her.
Omg Lucy is such an Old broken crippled bent wonky stupid rotten crusty witch that I would get on my hands and knees to worship her.
by Witch man August 28, 2022
mugGet the Old broken crippled bent wonky stupid rotten crusty witchmug.

bent learnt

Like someone telling you SPECIFICALLLY WHAT TOO DO 4 YRS & THAT PERSON ACTS LIKE THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT TOO DO SHOULD OF BENT LEARNT.!.
mugGet the bent learntmug.

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