a salamanders ballsack

The username of the SECOND coolest person on discord next to comparedtub. A salamanders ballsack is superior to you in every single way possible, he is THE perfect human. He is better at you than anything you can think of, as he is the (discord) All-Father. Never start an argument with him as he won’t stop arguing until you literally killyourself because the all father can get into your brain and make you do and say things you don’t want to do. If you make him angry he will use his magick to cause you to spontaneously combust. He has technically far ahead of the time and will use it to easily locate your exact geological location and will send a (non lethal) bomb to your house that explodes penis shaped glitter and super glue everywhere that sticks tiny pink penis’s to everything.

Worship, or perish.

1: Have you ever met a salamanders ballsack?
2: oh you mean the all-father, yes I have worshipped our master.

1: Why did the discord all-father pick that as his username?
2: I think it has something to do with the fact that salamanders don’t actually have ballsacks, but we may never know how the all-father thinks.

by urban peepeeface April 15, 2021

ballsacular

adj. 1. An annoying homosexual male. 2. Someone who enjoys playing with testicles.

That person is one ballsacular dude!!!

by mrtuesdaynight December 2, 2002

ballshank

a sharpobject used to shank the balls

"Have you seen the pain olympics?"
"Dude got ballshanked."

by nutshank March 13, 2009

Ballsackya

To put ones scrotum into a womans vagina and or butt hole.

Dude did u here about how joey gave that old lady down the street a ballsackya.

OMG no way!

by V for Vaginetta February 11, 2008

Dual Ballsack Theory

When two wrestlers individual ballsacks are both in contact with the opposing mans body in some way.

Jack: Damn man, the wrestling team is so gay. They are all faggots.

Charles: Yes quite so, the J & C Dual Ballsack theory proves it.

by Chump Slayer February 12, 2010

ballsaki

A half Asian, half Caucasian man's scrotum.

"If you think I'm going to upload one more mpeg, then you can just lick my ballsaki!"

by Bartholomew Sebastian January 6, 2005

ballsackilicious

a disease where women and really want to have a huge juicy ballsack where there pussy is

ladies i got the ballsackilicious disease

NO!!!!!!!!!!! not that!!!!!!

by bob February 22, 2005