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double baking

VERB:
To listen to one's stereo while simultaneously lying on the couch watching television with the sound turned down.
This is based on the fact that those who simply lie on the couch watching TV are couch potatoes, therefore they must be "baking." It's even worse if they're doing two worthless things simultaneously: hence, they are "double baking."
It follows that they would be double baked couch potatoes for those who care.
"I was so bored that I got on the couch and spent the evening double baking with 'Seinfeld' and 'Exile on Main Street.'"
"Are you just gonna lie there double baking, or are you goin' with me to Joey's?"
by James J. Mitchell September 1, 2006
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bakhsh

A large, hairy, oily male from the continent of pakistan. has all the girls and a kool kid, dont mess with this badd ass apna.
Dammnn you got oil like a bakhsh
by DeDeDeDeDeD September 8, 2009
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Baist

The roll of fat between your butt and your waist . Not visible on fit people.
Her baist is hanging way over her belt .
by Polishhammer9522 December 10, 2015
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Baisden

Jimmy has a baisden.
by MWC711 April 14, 2011
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Baking Cookies

Multiple hits to a web site which heats up its cookies ( those nasty tracking bits ) and often gets more advertising dollars accordingly.
The title of the story was a ruse for baking cookies and increasing revenue.
by dorkmier September 3, 2016
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Baking A Biscuit

The act of getting a biscuit (see biscuit) very stupid high on marijuana causing there poor biscuit mind to panick a way of hazing your local biscuits
Yo Andy is coming by

Looks like we baking a biscuit today boy he ain't ready lol

Yup

Andy: hey fellas im sure glad to see ya hows it going best buds

Yo smoke this weed biscuit

Andy: well...gee wiz fellas im not sure my parents would approve

Dont be a bitch biscuit you wanna hang or nah

Andy: well if it puts me over with the fellas aw heck why not

(10 minutes later)

Andy: oh lordy fellas..oh my...im ..whoo ...im think im dying...oh gee ...i cant breath..am i breathing...i don't like this one bit no sir ...is it ever going to stop ..dear lord what have i done ..(sobs uncontrollably)

(High five)

Thats a deep fried baked biscuit lmao

Word hes toasted poor dude lol take ya ass home biscuit
by Myownbestdonkey September 5, 2019
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Baki

A back scratch In a funny or cute phrase of speech
by Urban man 69 January 30, 2020
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