A baked potato, or jacket potato, is a potato that has been baked for eating. When well cooked, a baked potato has a fluffy interior and a crisp skin. It may be served with fillings and condiments such as butter, cheese, sour cream, gravy or even ground meat.
I woke up early yesterday morning and had incredible craving for a baked potato. I went downstairs and looked in the fridge and to my satisfaction, found unimaginable amounts of dishes containing baked potatoes. I tasted one potato and unsatisfied at the fact that it was so dry.
"It needs special sauce" i said to myself, and instantly ejaculated onto the floor. I then grabbed a handful of potatoes and rubbed them into the puddle of sticky cum on the ground and gobbled them up. It satisfied by desires for potatoes. However, there were more potatoes and i couldn't waste them. So i brought them to my room and slowly pushed each of the thousands of baked, crusty potatoes into my anus, one at a time, until there were no more baked potatoes. Yum.
"It needs special sauce" i said to myself, and instantly ejaculated onto the floor. I then grabbed a handful of potatoes and rubbed them into the puddle of sticky cum on the ground and gobbled them up. It satisfied by desires for potatoes. However, there were more potatoes and i couldn't waste them. So i brought them to my room and slowly pushed each of the thousands of baked, crusty potatoes into my anus, one at a time, until there were no more baked potatoes. Yum.
by PedoBear3000 February 23, 2020
Get the Baked Potatomug. I heard Garys datin chickenhead Lawanda.
Yea i told him to just hit and run but he wanna bake cakes with the bitch
Yea i told him to just hit and run but he wanna bake cakes with the bitch
by Crackface August 2, 2007
Get the bake cakesmug. A group of people going to smoke their favorite herb. Often times will manifest as a line, resembling a train of sorts where people are the railcars. In addition, as the train travels to its final destination it will "pick up" more, eager to bake, friends along the way--like an actual train!
1) (in response to questioning) Riding the bake train, dude!
2) The Bake Train is leaving the station, all aboard! (at 420!)
3) (when observing a group, clearly intent on smoking) Check out the bake train! Wonder where its headed...
4) (to potential passengers) Hop on the bake train, man!
2) The Bake Train is leaving the station, all aboard! (at 420!)
3) (when observing a group, clearly intent on smoking) Check out the bake train! Wonder where its headed...
4) (to potential passengers) Hop on the bake train, man!
by S.G.A. October 28, 2012
Get the bake trainmug. A dance that can only be performed by a fat lady rolling her fists and pushing her palms down in the direction of the floor.
by dragon777 July 30, 2010
Get the baking the breadmug. by jenna rogers March 9, 2008
Get the poppin bakesmug. Bastardization of the time where you fo' swizzle her nizzle which is the bastardization of putting in the correct nizzle in her gas tank, which is the bastardization of putting it in without pulling out.
by Tristan_301119 October 3, 2016
Get the bake timemug. Similar to a bake sale, a baked sale adds the final touch to all the baked goods to ensure a phenomenal high!
"Hey tommy did you go to the baked sale?"
"Yeah I did, you would not believe how high those cookies made me"
"Yeah I did, you would not believe how high those cookies made me"
by A-wake January 15, 2015
Get the Baked salemug.