by tyler middleton July 11, 2008
The act of two males coming together in an intimate setting where they face each other naked and proceed to combine their erect penises in a twisting motion.
Thomas: Last night Marc and I finally consummated our relationship with a nice bagel twisting session.
by Don Pavlic August 19, 2011
When a person pours hollandaise sauce or some other breakfast condiment all over another persons booty hole before eating it.
"Bro when I was managing a Mcdonalds I totally breakfast bageled a girl who worked for me in the back office nom nom nom!"
by Big Dog Troy June 15, 2018
(noun) Anyone who is acting like a huge douchebag and doesn't realize it. It can also be used to describe a situation that sucks ass.
synonyms: Pacman
synonyms: Pacman
Why did you just shit on my face you fucken cunt bagel?!?!
Oh man, having to eat grundel pie can be such a cunt bagel.
Oh man, having to eat grundel pie can be such a cunt bagel.
by Christiano January 09, 2007
"Your a Chooch Bagel." "That guy over there is acting like a Chooch Bagel." "What a Chooch Bagel, didn't even give me the right change."
by Chooch Master Flex February 02, 2010
A delicious treat enjoyed by many, consisting of a hot dog surrounded by a hot toasty bagel. It may or may not be topped with condiments.
by Bagel dogs for life March 28, 2009
by Jimmythefish150 August 11, 2010