Spleensigma autism

when an alpha male (sigma) gets punched so hard in the spleen that he gets soa (sudden onset autism)

person 1: how are you today?
person 2: eeegghhhh
person 1: ooohhh spleensigma autism...
Spleensigma Autism: hey guys
Gurt: yo

by cheesyWeeny August 27, 2025

Blueberry Muffin Autism

An obscure type of ASD where the person affected by it has a strange, intense interest or preference for things blueberry related (more commonly, blueberry muffins.)

This scene was supposed to go to Devon, but his blueberry muffin autism interrupted it.

by OPPA-RATOR September 8, 2025

Autism

Stemming from two Greek words, Autism means "Autos", or "one's self" and "Ism", or "the practice of."

This re-discovered definition for Autism stabilizes the words to mean, "The practice of One's Self."

I autistically grew my crops today.

I've been austismically interacting with the world and this is why I am consistently misunderstood.

The Autistic nature of Autism makes defining Autism, very difficult.

by Odd Rick October 5, 2025

autism

It's way too loud in this room. If it gets any louder I'll shut down and not talk to anyone.

I've got autism

by Absolutdasher October 5, 2025

autism sludge

The undeniable unpleasant taste of material soley targeted to a niche group/community that makes one cringe when witnessed by someone outside said group. With an aftertaste of existentialism on why are we here obsessing about small trivial things.

"Did you know Hot Wheels cars originally used guitar string and had actual suspension, using aerospace engineer(s) to create the high speed Hot Wheels was known fo- OH and every background car that raced in Cars the movie has their own lore -"
"Yeah that's enough autism sludge for me thank you very much."

by MasterSushis October 27, 2025

Autism

quinton

quinton is autism

by Atlasnotmoth November 21, 2025

Autismic

Autostic but a prick

Kris Kyle said “Hes so autismic.”
Kyle Kris said “I know right, no one is more autismic then him.”

by Autismic Creator January 17, 2025