Arkansas Arsonist

The act of drenching your cock in gasoline and lighting it on fire, then receiving fellatio from your partner or prostitute.
NOTE: This is for pro Masochists and Sadists.

Bob: "Hey Marlene, after dinner would you like to come over for tea, biscuits and an Arkansas Arsonist?"

Marlene: "Yes please! I can't tell you how much I've wanted some flaming cock!"

by Jake Dangerfield January 17, 2009

up the arsenal

Is a saying to express delight in supporting a popular soccer team called Arsenal (from London, England). The team itself is made up almost completely non-english players. People who shout 'up the arsenal' are closet homosexuals if not fully practised

"Up the Arsenal!".... we love you arsenal. we have come here all the way from Tottenham Court Road

by Paul Power September 24, 2005

CFC arsenal

A great premier soccer club based in Easton Connecticut. It is extremely hard to make any of the teams as they are all ranked top 5 in the state rankings. The girls playing for the teams are extremely talented with very high potential. I suggest going to watch these girls for they are fast technical and just plain out amazing.

CFC arsenal U-13 have lost 1 game the whole fall season and have beat almost every other team by at least 3 goals

by xyxyxyxyxyxyx February 22, 2011

Roblox arsenal

a Roblox fps game with sweaty toxic kids and hackers spawn killing you will ROLVE is busy sleeping

Jimmy:Hey Tom
Tom: yes?
Jimmy: want to play Roblox arsenal?
Tom: you mean that game were exploiters roam and toxic salty kids say “Hacker I’m going to report you to Roblox staff”

by User99999 February 13, 2021

Arsenal

A very successful football club based in North London, the most boring team in England until a Frenchmen who looks suspiciously like a paedophile turnt up, bought in lots of ugly black men and taught them to play football with a bunch of bananas as a treat for a victory. In 2005 Arsenal moved for the second time in their history which makes them the pikeys of the Premier Leauge, along with West Ham of course. Arsenal left their 'stadium' called Highbury, often referred to as the Libary due to the complete lack of atmosphere, passion and noise the 'fans' create. They spent millions of pounds on a new stadium which looks fantastic, however the same old problems exist, the fans seem to unfold and place down red/white checked picnic blankets and eat small triangle shaped lemon curd sandwiches rather than support their side. Players who leave Arsenal often comment on the lacklustre supports, their manager is a suspected paedophile and their ex chairman David Dein is a crooked Jew along with the corrupt Scudamore.

James - 'I was watching a nature program last night, apes are so intelligent and that Attenborough has balls of steel.'
Luke - 'I was watching Arsenal, Wenger is like Dr Dolittle or someone, they playing some good football ya know? It's like watching a monkeys tea party.'

by LukaModric November 14, 2013

Arseonist

Someone who starts fires (drama, Situation) then puts said drama / fire out, so they can claim to be a HERO.

Trump started a shutdown, ended it 35 days later after 2 missed federal worker’s paychecks. Then announced he was ending it, playing hero. What an Arseonist!

by Crumpster January 25, 2019

arsenist

Denotes someone who verbally "lights a fire under people" to try and persuade them to give him some ass, either literally or figuratively (i.e., he may not literally ask for sexual favors, but he will request something "equally momentous" that far exceeds what he could reasonably expect under the circumstances). This intense and persistent pressuring could include attempted bribery, laying a guilt trip on the person, offering to forgive a debt/obligation that the potential provider owes him, refusing to provide much-needed assistance unless the person "submits his cheeks", etc.

Motorist who has slid into a ditch: I would rather pay a tow truck than call Harry for help --- he's such an awful arsenist!

by QuacksO January 13, 2015