going aristotle 

"to go aristotle" (v.): Feeling compelled to obsessively categorize everything & everyone a person encounters to make sense of the world.

"Not that I'm going aristotle, but I'm more into ambient post-shoegaze benzo metal, not hardcore proto-country hip-hop so much."

going aristotle by saintlennybruce August 17, 2014

JT Aristocrats

The best group chat on football twitter. (The members: Joe, Sven, Ruben, Rui, Deniz, Lef, Aarjan, Matteo, Em, JRC, Nick, Aziz...)

If you want to join the JT Aristocrats, fill out this application

JT Aristocrats by absolutrash June 6, 2021

dice arisugawa 

Incredibly iconic character from Hypnosis Mic and currently member of Fling Posse.

Dice may be a homeless gambling addict, but he's incredibly entertaining and especially fruity. He likes food and money and has nice tits

Dice Arisugawa canonically ate grass

dice arisugawa by steffy_baka April 4, 2022

Mr Aristides

A shit pe teacher who decided to come to school in a suit, unbutton it in front of yr 7s and he is gay. Kill yourself simps

dont be a mr aristides

Mr Aristides by your mothers nyash November 20, 2022

Traditional Aristocracy

It is a regime, a transcendental, mythic, metaphysical, and spiritual bond in which rulers embody superhuman types as a telos, based on spiritual transcendence, hierarchy, authority, discipline, courage, honor, loyalty, fidelity, temperance, abnegation, virtue, wisdom, symbolism, asceticism, anagogy and heroism. Consequently, the intrinsic, integral development of its members (suum cuique). Something similar to ancient wisdom, myths, epics and spiritual traditions.

Staunchly opposes: Modern State, French Revolution, Liberal Bourgeois Democracy, Anarchism, Liberalism, Fascism, Populism, Communism, Marxism, Socialism, Nationalism, Modernism, Representative Democracy, Capitalism, Progressism, Totalitarianism, Humanism, Renaissance, Enlightment, Protestant Reformation, Secular State, Statism, Positivism, Freemasonry, New Age, feminism, affirmative action, human rights, technocracy, gay rights, ecumenism, ideologies, globalization, militant atheism, abortion, mass media, consumerism, materialism, darwinism, evolutionism, collectivism, rationalism, state bureaucracy. Is anti-left/right dichotomy, anti-system, anti-republican, skeptical of science, technology and economics.

Traditional Aristocracy is the transcendence of temporal values.

Traditional Aristocracy by tradical July 12, 2023

A hero has arisen 

In a line or large crowd of traffic, a hero has arisen when someone jets into an open lane and gains speed rapidly, trying to budge in ahead in line. The appropriate response is a hard shutdown, with the comment "There's no time for heroes, and you're not one."

Oh look! A hero has arisen! Speaking into mirror and speeding up to close any gap: There's no time for heroes and you're not one.

A hero has arisen by Rambler Man May 23, 2023

aristotle

A Greek philosopher.

Aristotle was a jackass. I'm going to invent a time-machine and spank him.

aristotle by JAJop December 28, 2005